Posted On:6/21/2005 12:24am
Style: MT nub, Ex-Tang Soo Do
I have not been banned. I have not been banned for not posting either, and since's that's a double negative, I've been banned for posting.
DIDN'T YOU KNOW?! The Chinese know everything! And they knew it 4,000 years before YOU did!
"Yes. Yes I am. I'm clearly illiterate and dictating this post to a squadron of several dozen trained jumping beans I've coearced into living on my keyboard, each named after a letter or character, which bounce up and down as I call their names." -JohnnyCache
Posted On:6/21/2005 12:58pm
I love it when he says "neckless sportfighting freaks". Now, forgive me if I haven't fully comprehended this statement, but where's the neck on Phil Elmore?
Posted On:6/25/2005 2:46am
Style: Knife-jitsu o=]==>
Up his ass, still amazingly connected to his head.
Posted On:6/29/2005 5:07pm
Which bit's which? Becasue I'm pretty sure that the mouth is normally a feature of the head, but in Phil's case...
Posted On:6/29/2005 5:08pm
Some other guy known as The Beast got banned for telling Phil what an Ad Honinem was. Apparantly Phil didn't like having a guy on his board that would be letting people know that Phil doesn't actually understand what those big words mean, they just make him look good.
All Out of Bubblegum
Posted On:6/29/2005 5:39pm
I like who phill thinks an AH is any attack on the speaker AT ALL - an ad hom would be like Asia tells me how to apply a triangle, I say his opinion of a triangle doesn't matter because he wears pink like crockett and tubbs. . .you are doing it when you attack a person IN SPITE of their logical statement. Phil CHRONICALLY overuses the ideas of ad hom and appeal to authority - which is almost the opposite, it's when you try to reinforce the logic of a statement WITH your experience IN SPITE of your statement's lack of logic... he's very fond of explaining appeal to authority to anyone who questions his qualifications. . . not to mention both fallacies only really apply if the argument can't stand on its own - they don't come into play during debate of the argument itself.
There's no choice but to confront you, to engage you, to erase you. I've gone to great lengths to expand my threshold of pain. I will use my mistakes against you. There's no other choice.
Posted On:6/29/2005 11:16pm
I've yet to be banned, but then again I don't care about Phil's forum enough to even create a log in.
Posted On:7/15/2005 7:14pm
Apparantly I've trolled from my first post and every post since then. Phil said so, so his homies (hopefully that will piss him off, because that's not a word caucasians tend to use. He deserves it though) all agree with him.
Hmmm, let's see, my first post was politely disagreeing with Phil about charity. He said he wouldn't give to the Tsunami sufferes because they are ungrateful and charity should be always be rewarded with a "Thank you sir, when you find your cock, which has been missing for 15 years beneath the flab, can i please suck it?" i told him he was wrong and he'd misunderstood the whole situation.
Ergo I am a troll. Well, that's Ok because Phil is a fat xenophobic ************ with an eyebrow crisis.
...is THE PENETRATOR
Posted On:7/15/2005 7:58pm
Style: German longsword, .45 ACP
Phil sounds like he's gone off the deep end Ashida Kim style on his forum.
Best Vietnam War music video I've ever seen put together by a vet: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oDY8raKsdfg
Posted On:7/29/2005 10:44pm
I was banned yesterday and I did not even do anything. I use my account to look and I have only posted two times. The first one I asked some kind of a normal question and the second time it was on a thread about Bullshido. He was complaining about us and I said that “Phil Mania” as pretty much over on Bullshido and that we had no current threads about him. I also identified myself as a Bullshido member, and bam…banned. I was not trolling, or anything.
I did do one thing unusual. I decided that I would change my Pax user name from Olorinii to Olorin (did the same thing here a while back). Since I only have two posts, I just made a new account with the new name. I also said my location was The Thunderdome of the Internet. Phil called us that once. Moments later both accounts were inaccessible. I guess this means I am BANNED!!!
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