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    How Phil practices Dim Mak...

    Did a quick search and can't find this bein g posted before...

    WTF?????

    http://www.themartialist.com/pecom/dimmaktester.htm

    You are a total Douchbag. Train more, post nevermore.
    FickleFingerOfFate -08-21-2007 08:59 AM

    just die already.
    Plasma - 08-20-2007 11:45 PM


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    Too bad the Dim Mak Tester dosen't address that whole issue of finger breakage when your fingers strike a solid object.
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    Or, you know, the guy moving out of the way by simply tilting his head.

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    OK...I already have a headache so I don't think I'm actually going to click on that link. Looking at the pictures, I kinda get the feeling that it's a headshot of him sitting wild-eyed on a toilet spewing diarreah (not unlike his message board). Then the camera cuts to the empty toilet paper roll... *Dunh Dunh DUNH!* :pottytrai

    OH PHIL! USE YOUR DIM MAK! *but alas, Phil was distracted by something shiny and forgot to wipe his own ass*

    the end
    Last edited by xingyifa; 6/17/2005 8:05pm at .

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    Actually there is a perfectly appropriate use for a used cardboard toilet paper roll that innvolves putting your parts in it.....

    Never mind.

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    hhhm....phil publishes a book and we see a stack of toilet paper rolls. Coincidence?

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    Is it just me or do his eyes look even weirder without his 6" thick glasses on.
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    This makes me think more and more that Phil is trying to be something like Robert Hamburger on RUP and may not even be serious about his whole Martialist deal. Like this paragraph:

    Quote Originally Posted by Phil Elmore
    One way to train the precision needed to strike specific targets even while experiencing an "adrenaline dump" is an extremely high-tech, immensely expensive training tool: the Officially Licensed and Kung Fu Approved Dim Mak Tester™. Available commercially from any number of retail outlets and from multiple manufacturers, the Dim Mak Tester™ is an example of the finest domestic and import craftsmanship combined to create a remarkably durable but ultimately disposable tool for Kung Fu and Dim Mak training.
    ...When it's obviously just a cardboard roll from a roll of shitpaper. I actually am starting to think that may be a part of his agenda...

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    There's no way he can be serious about that. He just can't.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Liffguard
    Is it just me or do his eyes look even weireder without his 6" thick glasses on.
    I just think he's an ugly bastard, so you know his wife has got to be hideous.
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