Misguided style basher
Posted On:6/17/2005 2:49pm
Did a quick search and can't find this bein g posted before...
You are a total Douchbag. Train more, post nevermore.
FickleFingerOfFate -08-21-2007 08:59 AM
just die already. Plasma - 08-20-2007 11:45 PM
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...is THE PENETRATOR
Posted On:6/17/2005 2:57pm
Style: German longsword, .45 ACP
Too bad the Dim Mak Tester dosen't address that whole issue of finger breakage when your fingers strike a solid object.
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Posted On:6/17/2005 3:13pm
Style: In Transition
Or, you know, the guy moving out of the way by simply tilting his head.
Posted On:6/17/2005 3:45pm
Style: none currently
OK...I already have a headache so I don't think I'm actually going to click on that link. Looking at the pictures, I kinda get the feeling that it's a headshot of him sitting wild-eyed on a toilet spewing diarreah (not unlike his message board). Then the camera cuts to the empty toilet paper roll... *Dunh Dunh DUNH!* :pottytrai
OH PHIL! USE YOUR DIM MAK! *but alas, Phil was distracted by something shiny and forgot to wipe his own ass*
Last edited by xingyifa; 6/17/2005 8:05pm at .
Mostly, I just sit here. Mostly.
Posted On:6/17/2005 3:51pm
Actually there is a perfectly appropriate use for a used cardboard toilet paper roll that innvolves putting your parts in it.....
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Posted On:6/17/2005 3:56pm
hhhm....phil publishes a book and we see a stack of toilet paper rolls. Coincidence?
Posted On:6/17/2005 4:35pm
Is it just me or do his eyes look even weirder without his 6" thick glasses on.
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Posted On:6/17/2005 5:17pm
Style: Kyokushin Karate
This makes me think more and more that Phil is trying to be something like Robert Hamburger on RUP and may not even be serious about his whole Martialist deal. Like this paragraph:
Originally Posted by Phil Elmore
One way to train the precision needed to strike specific targets even while experiencing an "adrenaline dump" is an extremely high-tech, immensely expensive training tool: the Officially Licensed and Kung Fu Approved Dim Mak Tester™. Available commercially from any number of retail outlets and from multiple manufacturers, the Dim Mak Tester™ is an example of the finest domestic and import craftsmanship combined to create a remarkably durable but ultimately disposable tool for Kung Fu and Dim Mak training.
...When it's obviously just a cardboard roll from a roll of shitpaper. I actually am starting to think that may be a part of his agenda...
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Posted On:6/17/2005 5:23pm
Style: BJJ and then some
There's no way he can be serious about that. He just can't.
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Posted On:6/17/2005 7:22pm
Style: I wear pants
Originally Posted by Liffguard
Is it just me or do his eyes look even weireder without his 6" thick glasses on.
I just think he's an ugly bastard, so you know his wife has got to be hideous.
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