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  1. Fantasy Warrior is offline
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    Bullshido kata

    Just an idea but if people could give me referrals of the absolute worst 'real' TMA moves we've come across I could use my arty farty skills to put them into an illustrated kata -like an ironic library of bullshido.

    Moves that immediately come to mind:
    That Drunken Kung Fu anti-grappling sequence http://www.bullshido.net/forums/showthread.php?t=24962

    The dropping to your knees and double punching the knees move from the same thread.


    What others need to be immortalised for easy cross reference and preaching?
    You are a total Douchbag. Train more, post nevermore.
    FickleFingerOfFate -08-21-2007 08:59 AM

    just die already.
    Plasma - 08-20-2007 11:45 PM


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  2. Captain Spaulding is offline

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    http://www.bullshido.net/forums/showthread.php?t=10784

    I haven't looked it over in awhile, but if memory serves, X-block wins hands down. But there's a lot of other good ones too.
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    When designing the ultimate bullshido kata, perhaps you should include the "defenseband" as some sort of weapons form. See below for pics of disaster:

    http://www.themartialist.com/pecom/defenseband.htm

    it.....really.....hurts......laughing......this... ...hard

    (maybe that's Phil's ultimate technique)
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    Huh...if you go to the website, it looks like Royce promotes this thing...

    Maybe the philmiester just makes it look goofy...
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    Philmore

    Quote Originally Posted by xingyifa
    Huh...if you go to the website, it looks like Royce promotes this thing...

    Maybe the philmiester just makes it look goofy...
    To his credit, Phil admits he was skeptical of the thing.

    Fat guys make everything look goofy. It's one of the few things they are good for. Other uses include decoys for bears, comical flatulence, and store santas.

    -daGorilla
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    Quote Originally Posted by xingyifa
    When designing the ultimate bullshido kata, perhaps you should include the "defenseband" as some sort of weapons form. See below for pics of disaster:

    http://www.themartialist.com/pecom/defenseband.htm

    it.....really.....hurts......laughing......this... ...hard

    (maybe that's Phil's ultimate technique)
    hehehehe

    a) the "victim" looks about as runty as Phil, just a lot lighter cuz his youth hasn't given him the opportunity to put on the same pounds
    b) for a guy who's supposed to be getting choked, he's got an awfully beatific smile on his face. I guess Phil can't muster the strength to make that band work. He needs to do more pushups! :eusa_thin
  7. Mr. Mantis is offline
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    I thought this was going to be an XMA thread.
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    Yeah... I thought we were going to have to come up with our own kata.

    PL
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    Anything from the twist stance. "Karate Kid" front kick. Any really low stance, for that matter. Point-style leaning backfists.
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    Quote Originally Posted by MattJ
    Anything from the twist stance. "Karate Kid" front kick. Any really low stance, for that matter. Point-style leaning backfists.
    So, you are saying that the twist stance ~ and any low stance is crap?
    “We are surrounded by warships and don’t have time to talk. Please pray for us.” — One Somali Pirate.
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