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  1. Hedgehogey is offline
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    10/28/2005 12:29am

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    Photoshop Contest: Do me long and hard

    Having recently dug up this picture of myself looking like a complete fucking tool from my academy's site, I want your photoshops or captions. There's no real prize to this, I just like seeing my name in print.



    You may also use these team photos of me to make me into the next WTC Tourist. Why I have my hand on the person in front of me's shoulder, only Osama Bin Laden knows.

    http://www.austinjj.com/gallery/photos/team/976.jpg

    http://www.austinjj.com/gallery/photos/team/975.jpg

    http://www.austinjj.com/gallery/photos/team/974.jpg

    I do want to avoid the awkwardness and eventual horrible crunching and gnashing of telling my teammates that they are now INTERNET FAMOUS, however, so do avoid photoshopping Daniel Moraes' face into gay porn.


    "The only important elements in any society
    are the artistic and the criminal,
    because they alone, by questioning the society's values,
    can force it to change."-Samuel R. Delany

    RENDERING GELATINOUS WINDMILL OF DICKS

    THIS IS GOING TO BE THE BEST NON-EUCLIDIAN SPLATTERJOUST EVER

    It seems that the only people who support anarchy are faggots, who want their pathetic immoral lifestyle accepted by the mainstream society. It wont be so they try to create their own.-Oldman34, friend to all children
  2. G.R. Bug is offline

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    This is a little bit obtuse, but the fact that your hands are behind your back make it look like you're handcuffed.

    Caption:

    "Honest, officer, I was just trying to pass the guard. I had NO IDEA this park is a notorious homo pick-up spot."

    Okay, "BJJ looks gay" is trite, I admit, but it's fucking 1:55 in the morning. Here's another try:

    "Little do they know, the industrial-strength mousse has turned my 'do into a steely nest of spikes, rendering me impervious to RNC!"

    Or how 'bout:

    "Wait a minute...last thing I remember, I was on the mat and the other guy was trying to triangle me...what time is it, anyway?"

    Or

    "Did you just call me "Pillowhead?""
    Last edited by G.R. Bug; 10/28/2005 1:02am at .
  3. Moleculo is offline
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    nuthin' ta f*ck with

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    Posted On:
    10/28/2005 12:54am

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    After having been awakened from a long winter's hibernation, "Lodges with Bears" ponders three very important things:

    1. "How do I get out of the armlock that I have inadvertently applied to myself?"

    2. "Who is that new hottie in the rubber gi?"

    3. "What did the instructor mean by referring to me as a 'model/martial artist'?"


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    Do you eat breakfast?

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     Style: Kitty Pow Pow!!!

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    Ranked #9 internationally at 118lbs by WIKBA http://www.womenkickboxing.com/wikba...rch%202009.htm
  5. NHB_Ben is offline

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    10/28/2005 1:55am

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    Those patches really are getting out of control.
  6. katana is offline

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    Quote Originally Posted by Osiris
    They should so sell matbattle patches. I swear I'd tap out as soon as I felt the guy's cup.
    That's no cup, dude.
  7. Dr. Fagbot Q. MacGillicuddy, PhD is offline
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    You are in a lot of trouble.

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     Style: Twirling Foot Kung Fu

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hedgehogey
    FORM AN ACROBATIC BRIDGE ACROSS OMEGA'S GOOCH
    Quote Originally Posted by Kidspatula
    Bleep bleep blip bloop
  8. Gringo Grande is offline
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    Ninjer Pile on Me! Hurr!

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    Posted On:
    10/28/2005 7:58am

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     Style: Bad KB, Worse MT

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    God he look slike Aesopian.

    Gringo Grande
    MMA Record vs Llamas 0-1-0
    (The Llama bit my junk but the ref didn't see it).
  9. Leonidas is offline

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    Alright, Ive come through with some preliminary goods, nothing too original, and I;m sure we can all appreciate you being arrested by dissproportionately-sized policemen (Ill just put it down to you being small :P )

  10. Dr. Fagbot Q. MacGillicuddy, PhD is offline
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    You are in a lot of trouble.

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    Posted On:
    10/28/2005 8:49am

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gringo Grande
    God he look slike Aesopian.
    they both got that, uhhh... what do you call it? down syndrome.
    Quote Originally Posted by Hedgehogey
    FORM AN ACROBATIC BRIDGE ACROSS OMEGA'S GOOCH
    Quote Originally Posted by Kidspatula
    Bleep bleep blip bloop
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