For a few more belly laughs

**Striker1976** · Posted On: 6/04/2005 2:32am

Originally Posted by ssfsx17

He has a Microsoft Windows icon and a Redhat Linux next to each other. He is more confused that we could have imagined!

He uses both servers at the same time off a dual boot HDD, he really knows his shite. Didnt you notice he is a GM and holds a Masters degree in Zendo philosophy?

What a GIT!

**DubhGhaill** · Posted On: 6/04/2005 9:00pm

You can still find lots of bullshido by going to Cristal's page and following the links.

**El-Wood** · Posted On: 6/05/2005 6:17am

My AIM Screen Name is Allen768

My Yahoo Name is allencarpenter

My MSN Messenger Name is wallencarpenter@hotmail.com

My ICQ # is 5476575

http://christalcarpenter.us/home/links/links.php

http://www.allencarpenter.us/home/links/links.php

SWARM SWARM SWARM!!!!!!!

BTW - seems he forgot to list his PhD on his resume -

http://www.allencarpenter.us/home/resume.shtml

Although I must say that I was unaware that you could get an AA in Music Education...

**Phrost** · Posted On: 6/05/2005 8:54am

Let's see, here's a McWebdesign link, make sure you check the clients list to see some beautiful FrontPage 95 template-based sites. The page was updated this year, and apparently he's charging $99 for them...

http://jbowmanwebdesign.com/client_list.htm

The "Eagle Federation" Cook Book:

http://www.eaglefederation.com/eaglefed/food/cookbook/

The "Martial Arts Association - International:

http://www.maa-i.com/engl/

It's a crappy frames page, so clicking the link for Partners gets you a long list of who these fruitcakes are supposedly partners with, including the FUCKING WHITE HOUSE?#@?!?

Partner

§ White House in Washington

§ Prince of Saudi Arabia Royalhouse

§ International Kick Boxing Organisation

§ Internationalen Budo Do Federation

§ Zen Kokusai Magazine India

§ Polnish Trainer Association of Uniformed Services

§ Wing-Chun Infight und Shaolin Association....

**Wounded Ronin** · Posted On: 6/06/2005 12:16am

Yeah, don't you know that the President actually spends all day training martial arts in the white house? That big dome is actually modeled on the Thunderdome from "Mad Max: Beyond the Thunderdome".

**Matsufubu** · Posted On: 6/06/2005 6:28am

Wait a minute:

Hobbies Martial Arts Instructor, December 1987

Now...

In 1987 I started taking Tae Kwon-Do,
a form of Martial Arts. I am now a 2nd Degree Black Belt and have
founded my own style called Zendo.

Wow, he didn't waste much time in becoming a martial arts instructor, did he? I guess he must be supremely talented.

We lived in a trailor for a year

Quelle surprise! He has something in common with this guy:

http://welcome.to/mytrailerparkpage

:911flag:

**MattB** · Posted On: 6/07/2005 9:20am

I think, in the warm fuzzy celebrations, the fact that Martialtalk has been on this for a month (since at least 5/4) should not be forgotton. The Eagle Federation has Shodai Soke Bruce Calkins to thank for the special attention from that corner that they have received.

http://www.martialtalk.com/forum/showthread.php?t=24473

http://www.martialtalk.com/forum/showthread.php?t=23929

http://www.martialtalk.com/forum/showthread.php?t=24127

Although in some cases on those threads it seems a case of Pot / kettle mutual color describing.

It's still nice to see an egregious offender shut down.

**afronaut** · Posted On: 6/07/2005 9:58am

Originally Posted by Bruce Calkins

My Iron Shirt training was not from 6-8 years old. I din't begin that training until I was 16 and I have worked with several instructors to improve it. At this time I can absorb a full side kick from a Black Belt rank and have been listed as (Basicly Unchoakable.) I do demonstrations of 2x4s broken with my abdomin and back and 2x2s over the soft bone areas. I have had training with the Shaolin chi wheel which is basicly a 400lbs stone wheel that you run your fingers through up to your elbows I also work with iron palm training.

and ...

wait for it ...

Originally Posted by Bruce Calkins

I don't take anything from any other style or school I feel all Martial Artist are Brothers and should share Ideas and training. I keep hearing about this Ashida Kim.... Until the forums started mentioning him I had only hear of him from his books. I don't know if he is fake or not. But he has brought Ninja Training to a Large Mass with his books. You have to give him credit for that.