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  1. afronaut is offline
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    5/18/2005 1:17pm

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    Hell yeah! Hell no!

    classic PHILology

    From Pax Baculum on Phil's recent trip to New York City.

    I was amazed at just how tame the panhandling scene in Manhattan was these past few days. Once a guy silently shook a cup at us, grinning as if we all understood what was going on.
    Did you think he was asking for a urine sample?

    A few people tried to hand us marketing material (I waved them off easily).
    Ooooooooooooooooooh.

    The very first day, only minutes after leaving the hotel, someone approached me trying to get us to buy something. He called me "Big guy." This is a term applied to me often and always seems to signify something along the lines of, "Hello, person who is large enough and irritated-looking enough possibly to offer physical resistance.
    It is SO CUTE that you think that's what he meant.
    I am approaching you with a sales opportunity and I hope you will react without violence."
    He really doesn't get that you can't just haul off and pop people for no reason. Weird.

    Something like that happened in a parking lot in Niagara Falls, NY when I made the mistake of staying on the American side one trip to Niagara. A large man was hitting up people in the parking lot for change; when I saw him I shoved out my chest and headed aggressively past. He simply nodded and said, "Big Guy," by way of greeting without asking me for anything. I'm not sure why.
    He was waiting for you to get further away so he could have an aneursym laughing at you and your puffy chest.

    Knob.
    I dork harder than any of you can imagine.

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  2. Chupacabra is offline
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    5/18/2005 1:23pm

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    what a douche
  3. relytjj is offline

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    My ID, credit cards, and extra cash I carried in an inside-the-waistband travel pouch that rode discreetly attached to my belt by an almost invisible loop of fabric.
    Fanny packs are cool, especially when your gut is big enough to render them almost invisible.
  4. Gringo Grande is offline
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    Ninjer Pile on Me! Hurr!

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    5/18/2005 1:26pm

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    I think Phil has yet to realize that in his case "big guy" translates in "fat ass" as opposed to someone of my height where it translates into "tall mother f'er" or someone like Anthony where it translates into "jacked up mother f'er".

    Gringo Grande
    MMA Record vs Llamas 0-1-0
    (The Llama bit my junk but the ref didn't see it).
  5. Chuan is offline
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    Posted On:
    5/18/2005 1:27pm

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    How can anyone be so damned paranoid? How do you get through life scared of everything?
    :XXbirdman
  6. Maestro Nobones is offline
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    5/18/2005 1:34pm

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    Wow, just wow. I bet he has a security blanket.

    It must suck to be that scared of the world.
    I think it was two ninjas taped together, to make one GIANT NINJA!!!!
  7. WingChun Lawyer is offline
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    Posted On:
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    Quote Originally Posted by Chuan
    How can anyone be so damned paranoid? How do you get through life scared of everything?
    :XXbirdman
    You don´t. You join the NRA and you stay home, plugged into the internet 24/7.
    That civilisation may not sink,
    Its great battle lost,
    Quiet the dog, tether the pony
    To a distant post;
    Our master Caesar is in the tent
    Where the maps are spread,
    His eyes fixed upon nothing,
    A hand under his head.


    - W.B. Yeats
  8. TheStanMan is offline
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    Quote Originally Posted by WingChun Lawyer
    You don´t. You join the NRA and you stay home, plugged into the internet 24/7.
    Oh yeah? But I leave the door open to encourage intruders.
    Success is the child of audacity. - Benjamin Disraeli

    inform yourself you super martial artists of my butt - Netsky the Ninja

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  9. WingChun Lawyer is offline
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    Quote Originally Posted by TheStanMan
    Oh yeah? But I leave the door open to encourage intruders.
    Meaning, you are fishing for a wife...? Dude, just order your bride overseas, like all NRA members do.

    "runs away laughing"
    That civilisation may not sink,
    Its great battle lost,
    Quiet the dog, tether the pony
    To a distant post;
    Our master Caesar is in the tent
    Where the maps are spread,
    His eyes fixed upon nothing,
    A hand under his head.


    - W.B. Yeats
  10. Ronin is offline

    Merry Christmas Bitch

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    Join us... or die
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    The hard-on you guys have for Phil is frightening.
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