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    I really hope it is a joke.

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    Gotta be a joke

    While it is a little out of place in warmer weather, one valuable accessory to the sword (and to your monster-fighting kit) is the long coat. Long overcoats like dusters and trench coats are favored by vampires, vampire-hunters, and sword-wielding immortals alike for the concealment utility they provide. Follow all local laws regarding concealed weapons and make sure you have the appropriate monster-hunting paperwork where appropriate.
    I like being redundant also

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    The problem is that it's hard to take it as a joke when he's posted dozens of similar pictures with complete sincerity in the past.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Phrost
    The problem is that it's hard to take it as a joke when he's posted dozens of similar pictures with complete sincerity in the past.

    You don't get it. The entire thing has been a joke. Pax Baculum, The Martialist, Short Hand Empty Head system, all of it. Phil is a comic genius. :tongue1:

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    14 year old gothic kids everywhere beware! Phil Elmore is coming after you...

    PL

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    Quote Originally Posted by Feryk
    You don't get it. The entire thing has been a joke. Pax Baculum, The Martialist, Short Hand Empty Head system, all of it. Phil is a comic genius. :tongue1:
    God in heaven ...

    Phil Elmore is the martial arts Andy Kaufman.
    I dork harder than any of you can imagine.

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    The Power of Phil compels you!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Don Gwinn
    Geez, guys, lighten up.

    Every gun/knife/martial arts board has had discussions of what you would do about some kind of undead monster. Most have now progressed to satirizing those threads.

    At TFL and THR, it's "Zombie Ninja Grizzly Bears" (because "What 9mm for grizzlies?" is the other neverending stupid topic on a gun board.)
    Exactly. At Pax there's a thread about "What calibur would you use to take out Sasquatch!" :XXsunsmil
    True civilization lies in the dominance of self and not in the dominance of other men.

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    He's been watching to much Blade.

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    Quote Originally Posted by a100
    The Power of Phil compels you!
    Shouldn't he be holding up a picture of Ayn Rand or a copy of "Atlas Shrugged"?

    "MY BAD PHILOSOPHY SAYS YOUR BLOODSUCKING WAYS STIFLE MY INDIVIDUALITY!"

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