Thread: Elmore the Vampire Slayer
5/11/2005 1:41pm, #11
Where do I sign up?
I really hope it is a joke.
5/11/2005 1:43pm, #12
Gotta be a joke
While it is a little out of place in warmer weather, one valuable accessory to the sword (and to your monster-fighting kit) is the long coat. Long overcoats like dusters and trench coats are favored by vampires, vampire-hunters, and sword-wielding immortals alike for the concealment utility they provide. Follow all local laws regarding concealed weapons and make sure you have the appropriate monster-hunting paperwork where appropriate.
5/11/2005 2:08pm, #13
The problem is that it's hard to take it as a joke when he's posted dozens of similar pictures with complete sincerity in the past.
5/11/2005 2:13pm, #14Originally Posted by Phrost
You don't get it. The entire thing has been a joke. Pax Baculum, The Martialist, Short Hand Empty Head system, all of it. Phil is a comic genius. :tongue1:
5/11/2005 2:14pm, #15
14 year old gothic kids everywhere beware! Phil Elmore is coming after you...
5/11/2005 2:17pm, #16Originally Posted by Feryk
Phil Elmore is the martial arts Andy Kaufman.I dork harder than any of you can imagine.
5/11/2005 2:17pm, #17
The Power of Phil compels you!
5/11/2005 2:20pm, #18Originally Posted by Don GwinnTrue civilization lies in the dominance of self and not in the dominance of other men.
Luther Standing Bear
5/11/2005 2:31pm, #19
- Join Date
- Jan 2005
He's been watching to much Blade.
5/11/2005 2:36pm, #20Originally Posted by a100
"MY BAD PHILOSOPHY SAYS YOUR BLOODSUCKING WAYS STIFLE MY INDIVIDUALITY!"