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  1. king of seals is offline

    HONEY BADGER!

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    Elmore the Vampire Slayer



    Vampires are a grave concern, but fortunately their numbers are not great. You may go your entire life without encountering one. It would be unwise, however, not to be prepared for this eventuality.
    (don't tell me it's a repost! I used the holy search function!) :evil5:

    http://www.themartialist.com/1003/vampire.htm :evil5:

    Discuss.
  2. Bearcat is offline

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    The guy has gone off the deep end.
  3. king of seals is offline

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    WARNING! Vampires are inherently dangerous. Do not attempt to fight vampires unless you are trained in vampiric combat and work under the supervision of a qualified instructor or dedicated vampire hunter. The Martialist accepts no responsibility for death, dismemberment, or conversion to vampire resulting from vampire fighting.
  4. ojgsxr6 is offline

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    I'm almost positive this is a poor attempt at humor, I think he's trying to copy off Bullshido's fight the undead thread.
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    Quote Originally Posted by king of seals


    (don't tell me it's a repost! I used the holy search function!) :evil5:

    http://www.themartialist.com/1003/vampire.htm :evil5:

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    LOL! That's hilarious. I see three possibilities.

    a) He's serious. In that case, he should seek treatment NOW.

    b) He's usually serious, but still has a sense of humor. In that case, this is pretty funny, rather than very sad. Too bad I'm not sure that this is the case.

    c) He's a troll of epic proportions, and this is one of the few occasions where he hints at it. In that case, hats off!
    There are no wrong threats, only wrong answers. (Strategy game truism)
  6. Feryk is offline

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    d) He's an assmonkey of titanic proportions, and is posting stuff like this just to see what kind of a rise he can get out of his many, many detractors. :new_astha
  7. rharbers is offline

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    It's a Halloween joke! :laughing6
    True civilization lies in the dominance of self and not in the dominance of other men.

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  8. Shadowdh is offline
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    Jesus H Christ...!!!! it would want to be a joke...
    "If you can get it from my kungfu grip then you can have it... otherwise... step off b*t*h!!!" - Meet the Parents

    "Hetero or Homo I don't see anyone telling him, "NO SIR I WILL NOT TAKE IT IN THE ASS!!!" " - Asia

    "My neighbor has what he calls an "immortality potion" that will let you live forever.
    People have been telling him that it's stupid and will not work... for 1200 years." - Leodom

    Banish Uncertainty
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    Expect Death - read in a book

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  9. Don Gwinn is online now
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    BJJ wins again!

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    Geez, guys, lighten up.

    Every gun/knife/martial arts board has had discussions of what you would do about some kind of undead monster. Most have now progressed to satirizing those threads.

    At TFL and THR, it's "Zombie Ninja Grizzly Bears" (because "What 9mm for grizzlies?" is the other neverending stupid topic on a gun board.)
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    Make sure to "train" with plenty of popcorn and refreshing beverages on hand.

    Well, now we know how Elmore trained to get his "jade belly".
    “nobody shoots anybody in the face unless you’re a hit man or a video gamer.” - Jack Thompson
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