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  1. Phrost is offline
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    Zombies are REAL??!?

    There has been a small outbreak of “zombism” in a small town near the border of Laos in North-Eastern Cambodia.

    The culprit was discovered to be mosquitoes native to that region carrying a new strain of Malaria which thus far has a 100 percent mortality rating killing victims in fewer than 2 days.

    After death, this virus is able to restart the heart of it’s victim for up to two hours after the initial demise of the person where the individual behaves in extremely violent ways from what is believe to be a combination of brain damage and a chemical released into blood during “resurrection.”

    Cambodian officials say that the outbreak has been contained and the public has no need to worry.

    General Ary Serey had this to say, "We have obtained samples of this new virus and plan to learn how it starts the heart and other major organs of the deceased. We intend to use this to increase the quality of life for all."

    US Secretary of State Condoleeza Rice opposed the plan saying that the Cambodian government holds a great biological weapon and should destroy it immediately. Cambodian officials have yet to comment.

    A United Nations team will be dispatched to Cambodia to confirm the safety of biological research in Cambodia.

    Link: http://65.127.124.62/south_asia/4483241.stm.htm

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  2. Rigante is offline

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     Style: Boxing, BJJ

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    Hmmm.... if Zombies are dead can you still triangle choke them?
  3. MaverickZ is offline

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    it's a blood choke, so yes.
  4. Apostol is offline

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    Aikido is effective now.
  5. Mr. Mantis is offline
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    Quote Originally Posted by Phrost
    There has been a small outbreak of “zombism” in a small town near the border of Laos in North-Eastern Cambodia.

    The culprit was discovered to be mosquitoes native to that region carrying a new strain of Malaria which thus far has a 100 percent mortality rating killing victims in fewer than 2 days.

    After death, this virus is able to restart the heart of it’s victim for up to two hours after the initial demise of the person where the individual behaves in extremely violent ways from what is believe to be a combination of brain damage and a chemical released into blood during “resurrection.”

    Cambodian officials say that the outbreak has been contained and the public has no need to worry.

    General Ary Serey had this to say, "We have obtained samples of this new virus and plan to learn how it starts the heart and other major organs of the deceased. We intend to use this to increase the quality of life for all."

    US Secretary of State Condoleeza Rice opposed the plan saying that the Cambodian government holds a great biological weapon and should destroy it immediately. Cambodian officials have yet to comment.

    A United Nations team will be dispatched to Cambodia to confirm the safety of biological research in Cambodia.

    Link: http://65.127.124.62/south_asia/4483241.stm.htm

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  6. Emevas is offline
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    Posted On:
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    This is really fucked up right here...

    That is all. Thank you...

    Seriously though, I'd love to have "Zombism" on my medical charts...
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    You're a scrapper, I like that."-Ronin69
  7. Blizerp is offline
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    Posted On:
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    I'm calling bullshit on bullshido news.
  8. FighterJones is offline
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    Posted On:
    4/29/2005 6:04pm


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    QUICK!
    Umbrella corporation, modify this to start the heart up alot longer than 2 hours!
    Have it start the heart up after 3 days so at least there will be some decomposition!
    I'm sad this is fake though
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  9. _Mick_ is offline

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    im glad to see some evil scientists finally got their **** together. that aids thing worked out okay, but this is so much better.
  10. much love is offline

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    Posted On:
    4/29/2005 6:22pm


     Style: Jazzercise

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    duh...the date on the story is april 1st!
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