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    http://www.executivemartialartsonlin...chris-garland/

    Is it just me or does reading that text make ones head hurt?

    I'm no wordsmith, but that's some very poorly written english....
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    He only qualified as marksman (the lowest passing grade) in rifle and has a sharpshooter qualification for grenade? Doesn't nearly everyone get an expert grenade badge?

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    Quote Originally Posted by tgace View Post
    http://www.executivemartialartsonlin...chris-garland/

    Is it just me or does reading that text make ones head hurt?

    I'm no wordsmith, but that's some very poorly written english....
    You are an asshole for saying this, you KNOW I had to read it for myself.

    My experience includes more than 30 years of the martial arts, and being 1st generation to SGM Jordan SF(A) Ret. combatives doctrine.
    The first sentence is fucked and it continues to rapidly go downhill.
    Second:
    Subsequently as a contractor showing extraordinary resourcefulness and innovation capable of sustaining operations with little or no outside support to be counted upon, tasks assigned are carried out with economy, alacrity and discretion as an enthusiastic leader that motivates others through the force of personality and amenable demeanor.
    OMG, I've seen run on sentences, but do we call this a "train on."
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    I have been recruited by various organizations to include the Department of the Army, SF(A) Division Doctrine and Training, as acting Combatives Primary Instructor to SOF Organizations.
    Nope, I am not reading anymore.
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    I just responded to that ridiculousness.

    Screen shot for the win.

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    Here's my responses with the idiot.

    Michael L Mac Donald This guy is a frigging joke. As I put this up I'm going to screen shot this post to see if they take this down. I have seen this guy cut a person open doing a sword demo and then blamed the person he cut open. Then knocked a guy out while trying to ...See More
    about an hour ago � Like � 1

    Ronald Christopher Garland SIR YOU SHOULD WATCH YOUR LANG, AND THANKS FOR YOUR SERVICE IF YOU SERVED. WE ALL WHERE NARCISSISTIC IN OUR YOUTH.
    50 minutes ago via mobile � Like

    Ronald Christopher Garland SIR DID YOU GET AWARD AT THE MASTERS HALL OF FAME? Sir did you serve in A STAN, P STAN, IRAQI. IM GOING TO ORANGE COUNTY SOON, I SHOULD LOOK YOU UP FOR A FACE TO FACE SO I CAN UNDERSTAND YOUR ISSUES WITH ME, I LIKE TO PUT A FACE ON A RESPONSE LIKE THIS. FYI I DIDNT USE A SHIKEN I USED A KAMA, AND I DIDNT KICK A APPLE, AND YES I DID CUT HER I MADE A HORRIBLE MISTAKE BUT WASNT BUT A CUT. YOU HAVE A BIG IMAGINATION SIR, THAT WAS A LONG TIME AGO AND NO ONE IS PREFECT. SENSEI DYE STUDENT TOOK THE BIRD HOME AND IT HAD BABIES. I LOOK FORWARD MEETING YOU SOON SENSEI OR MASTER MICHEAL.
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    Michael L Mac Donald Yes I got an award. Yes I served in the military. You do realize that writing in all cap means that you're yelling at me? You want face to face? Not a problem. I'll say exactly what I said here to your face and add "You are a piece of ****". I'm here for you.
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    Michael L Mac Donald PS Yes, Sensei Dye did tell me the bird was okay. I still don't care you should never unnecessarily endanger a poor animal for your misadventures. No you didn't kick an apple, you kicked his face, and if my recollection of you're idiotic antics are a little skewed for an incident that happened over 10 years ago so be it but at least you admit they happened.

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    So...

    Has this dude actually "operated" in any capacity over seas or were all of his foreign exploits simply doing contracts for H2H training of guys who actually "operate"???

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    Oh god, now I think he's assuming a third persona.

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    Quote Originally Posted by tgace View Post
    So...

    Has this dude actually "operated" in any capacity over seas or were all of his foreign exploits simply doing contracts for H2H training of guys who actually "operate"???
    Weird,

    From the article you posted:
    Garland put in an unremarkable two-year stint in the Army from 1993-1995 in Fort Riley, Kan., and was honorably discharged as a specialist.
    Interesting that he is claiming things well outside of when he was discharged. I'd be offended, if I served in any of those conflicts. It's like ar549 all over again.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Omega Supreme View Post
    Here's my responses with the idiot.
    I weighed in on that dialogue myself. I said:

    Dane Ilario: Thank you for illustrating how easy it is to cut stationary, non-responsive targets.

    The reply?

    Paradigm SRP: Dane, I am sure you know the rational behind tameshigiri. It is shown in the video to illustrate the cutting ability. It is just as applicable as shooting holes in non-responsive paper targets to demonstrate skill level. Lastly, such cutting is not easy, especially with such a short blade, and done from the draw.


    Still not impressed, Mr. Garland.

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