Bloody politics

[JKDChick]

JKD!
JKD!
JKD!
JKD!
JKD!

(board breaks with a kick)
"Is that it? I feel like I should bow, or have honor or something."
-- Buffy the Vampire Slayer, "Once More, With Feeling"

[Fighty McGee]

It's not just JKD; there is so much jostling for position in most martial arts circles involving hierarchy, lineage, and money. It's a shame, but it's also an unfortuanate part of the human condition. Ego runs amok especially in martial arts, where asserting superiority and dominance are an integral part of the philosophy, and (when you break it down further) the techniques themselves.

[jkd_fighter]

you **** wit us, get straight blasted, we muthuphukkin lop-sao yo punk asses

[Fighty McGee]

Umm, yeah. JKD! Hasaaaaaaan CHOP!!!!

[jkd_fighter]

you better get down wit us.

[Fighty McGee]

I am totally going to smash your JKD with my eclectic martial art mix, based in Wing Chun, but with extra kicks, joint-locks, throws, and ground techniques! ...err ...um, yeah! Smash!

[jkd_fighter]

bitch you challengin the illest martial art in da game? you muthuphukin better take that back before we straight blast yo muthuphukin ass

[JKDChick]

We's Canadian and we wrestle polar bears for FUN. No one can stand against the Great White North's power. Submit or we'll ... uh ... I guess we'll submit you.

JKD!
JKD!
JKD!
JKD!
JKD!

(board breaks with a kick)
"Is that it? I feel like I should bow, or have honor or something."
-- Buffy the Vampire Slayer, "Once More, With Feeling"

[jkd_fighter]

-20c is a good day! we beat the crap out of moose and bears, and that's just our LIGHT WARM UP!

[JKDChick]

I fear no caribou!

(board breaks with a kick)
"Is that it? I feel like I should bow, or have honor or something."
-- Buffy the Vampire Slayer, "Once More, With Feeling"