Random objects in a fight scene

[jkd_fighter]

he is a wushu guy right? he should use the handel off somthing for a staff, then bust out the wushu spins.

[Martial Cartoonist]

That's a great idea, but I already did something like that in a different comic...

10th degree. Yeah, I said 10th degree. White belt, o'course. This long and I haven't been promoted once? I must really suck.

[Boyd]

A needle full of AIDS.
The human spirit.
A mother's love.
Layers upon layers of fat.
The lyrics sheet to any song by the Scorpions.
The GOP.
His own neck.
Meloncholy.
Cheap puns.
Artificial hip.
Peptide bonds.
"Osama Yo Mama" keychains.
The decaying corpse of Malcolm X.
Comical oversized stapler.
The t-shirt in my sig.

[Fighty McGee]

Toothpaste

dog poo

[Deadpan Scientist]

peptide bonds?

[deus ex machina]

By that he meant, fur covered handcuffs.

~
delirious

[Boyd]

Jack Chick Tracts.
Blood.
Dildo or anything related at all to sex, homosexuality, masturbation, or fetishism.
HTML.
Boneshaker bicycle.
Handlebar mustache.
Plushy.
Furry.
"Crusher".
MTV VJ.
DVD of Gremlins 2: The New Batch

[Deadpan Scientist]

Ah, too many biochem classes I see...

[Boyd]

I've got an AP Bio test tomorrow.

[JKDChick]

Nate, you don't suck. Have you considered a career in the form?

(board breaks with a kick)
"Is that it? I feel like I should bow, or have honor or something."
-- Buffy the Vampire Slayer, "Once More, With Feeling"