4/13/2005 3:35am, #1
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- London, UK
Another 6 Year Old Karate Black Belt
By JOHN COLES
KARATE kid Alfie Byrne delivers a knockout blow — after becoming a black belt at the age of SIX.
And the little belter is believed to be Britain’s youngest expert after a gruelling 90-minute exam.
Alfie was taught “sport karate” — similar to kickboxing — by his dad Ed, an instructor at a club in Indian Queens, Cornwall.
Ed, 37, said: “Ever since Alfie could walk he did punches and kicks and begged us to let him do karate.”
Terry Saxon, of the World United Martial Arts Federation, said: “He could be a future champion.”
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4/13/2005 4:35am, #2
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Wow, his dad taught him. That just adds TONS more of credibility to his black belt.
4/13/2005 5:03am, #3
i could take him.
4/13/2005 5:18am, #4
You guys are so last week.
4/13/2005 6:17am, #5
i could've taken him last week, too.
4/13/2005 7:25am, #6Ed, 37, said: "Ever since Alfie could walk he did punches and kicks and begged us to let him do karate."
A loud, high-pitched screech of, "I WANNNAAA LEEAAARN KROTTYYYYY!!!" :sad2: Accompanied by crocodile tears, a bright red face, and snot bubbling out of his nose. Then when the parents give in, his face would return to normal in under 5 seconds.
Then when he does take class, he'll have the attention span of a fucking gnat, and not really learn anything. Consequently, he gets his BB for just showing up and pumping money into the system.
...He'll be swirlied like any other freshman in highschool.
Last edited by Kistrael; 4/13/2005 7:32am at .DIDN'T YOU KNOW?! The Chinese know everything! And they knew it 4,000 years before YOU did!
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4/13/2005 10:17am, #7
90 minutes? Were they running outside every 5 minutes to refresh the kids memory.
4/13/2005 7:42pm, #8Originally Posted by It is Fake??
4/13/2005 7:50pm, #9
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4/13/2005 7:51pm, #10
I always thought that said "Is it fake???"