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    Another 6 Year Old Karate Black Belt

    By JOHN COLES
    KARATE kid Alfie Byrne delivers a knockout blow — after becoming a black belt at the age of SIX.

    And the little belter is believed to be Britain’s youngest expert after a gruelling 90-minute exam.

    Alfie was taught “sport karate” — similar to kickboxing — by his dad Ed, an instructor at a club in Indian Queens, Cornwall.

    Ed, 37, said: “Ever since Alfie could walk he did punches and kicks and begged us to let him do karate.”

    Terry Saxon, of the World United Martial Arts Federation, said: “He could be a future champion.”

    http://www.thesun.co.uk/article/0,,2-2005170400,00.html

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    Wow, his dad taught him. That just adds TONS more of credibility to his black belt.

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    i could take him.

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    You guys are so last week.

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    i could've taken him last week, too.

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    Ed, 37, said: "Ever since Alfie could walk he did punches and kicks and begged us to let him do karate."
    Yeah, he begged huh? Can anyone imagine this situation?

    A loud, high-pitched screech of, "I WANNNAAA LEEAAARN KROTTYYYYY!!!" :sad2: Accompanied by crocodile tears, a bright red face, and snot bubbling out of his nose. Then when the parents give in, his face would return to normal in under 5 seconds.

    Then when he does take class, he'll have the attention span of a fucking gnat, and not really learn anything. Consequently, he gets his BB for just showing up and pumping money into the system.

    ...He'll be swirlied like any other freshman in highschool.
    Last edited by Kistrael; 4/13/2005 7:32am at .
    DIDN'T YOU KNOW?! The Chinese know everything! And they knew it 4,000 years before YOU did!

    "Yes. Yes I am. I'm clearly illiterate and dictating this post to a squadron of several dozen trained jumping beans I've coearced into living on my keyboard, each named after a letter or character, which bounce up and down as I call their names." -JohnnyCache

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    90 minutes? Were they running outside every 5 minutes to refresh the kids memory.

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    Quote Originally Posted by It is Fake??
    90 minutes? Were they running outside every 5 minutes to refresh the kids memory.
    are you saying 90 minutes is too long? i don't get it.

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    Isn't he a champion already!?!?
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    I always thought that said "Is it fake???"

    Dizzamn.

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