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  1. dramaboy is offline

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    some thoughts on the Yoshida/Silva match

    stolen from http://www.mma.tv/TUF/index.cfm?ac=S...&FID=22&PID=17

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    VANDERLEI SILVA'S TRAINING JOURNAL 4/1/05: 8 AM Breakfast: Ate meat from raw deer stomped to death during training session in brazilian wilderness last night. Blood taste good. Mmmmmmm.

    8-10 Weight Training Session: ARRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG!!!! More weight!!! More weight!!! Must destroy Yoshida.

    10-11 Brazilian Vitamin Injection Session

    11-1 Snuck into Helio's ranch and tried to choked out cattle to eat for good lunch. Cattle have good technique and submission is difficult so I give up choking and stomp to death. That will teach Helio I bjj blackbelt. Next time I train more BJJ to prepare better for cattle.

    1-5 I kick tree with shin

    5-7 I kill small boar with teeth. Good dinner

    7-8 Time for vitamins again. injection feel good.

    8:00-8:15 I train bjj

    8:15-9:15 I kick tree again with shin

    9:15-10:00 I wear gi to bed and curl up with bjj blackbelt. Mmmmm blackbelt look good. I kill boar with blackbelt tomarrow. Good training day. My technique is coming along very good. Mmmmmm. Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz. Silva dream he killing Yoshida in vat of blood...mmmmmmm....me dream good...zzzzzzzzzzzz

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    YOSHIDA'S TRAINING JOURNAL - 4/1/05 6 AM - I wake up and engage in traditional tea ceremony with father and mama-san. Then I leave to tend to the garden, meditating on the beauty of all living things, even brutish creatures such as the pigs on uncle's farm, Silva, and the hippoptomus. 7-10 I do morning repetitions of 1000 throws each side. I am getting lazy from my judo days. Must not dishonor family.

    10-11 I meet Sakuraba-san in sushi-nudie bar for early lunch. That mofo can really party. He has many naked chicks around him shoving their titties into his face as he smokes on western cigar and downs sake after sake. Must get back to training. Must not dishonor family.

    11-12 I engage in archery practice meditating on the thought that the hitter and the hit are not 2 opposing objects, but 1 reality. I reach enlightenment. Third time this month.

    12-6 Judo practice again. I do 5000 repetitions on each side and spar 4 hours straight. I am getting lazy, must work harder.

    6-7 Visit to children's hospital goes well. Sick japanese boy makes me laugh by making ugly face and saying "Me Silva!!! Me ugly!!!" I throw boy with ippon-seoinage to play game with boy. Boy does not move after I throw. I leave hospital.

    7-8 I compose haiku poem

    8-8:10 I polish Judo Gold Medal.

    8:10-9 I eat dinner with mama and papa-san. I tuck mama and papa san into bed.

    9:10 I go to bed to begin early training tomarrow.

    3:30 AM? Sakuraba-san calls in middle of night, blasted out of his mind asking to meet up to "tag some fine bitches". Papa-san picks up phone and yells at Sakuraba. Yoshida sleep now...zzzzzzzzzz
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    Tomas
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  2. runsun is offline

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    Funny!
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    When Yoshida backed him into the corner in that fight and started punching at him, I seriously thought he was slam dancing.
  4. dramaboy is offline

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    Quote Originally Posted by Knightmare
    When Yoshida backed him into the corner in that fight and started punching at him, I seriously thought he was slam dancing.
    The fight did not happen yet. It's April 23 or something like that.


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    Quote Originally Posted by drummerboy
    The fight did not happen yet. It's April 23 or something like that.


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    The first match genius.
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    8:00-8:15 I train bjj
    Best part.

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    Knightmare is correct.
    Why does Silva sleep so much? Assuming he rises for breakfast.
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    "me stomp to death"

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    I think it was two ninjas taped together, to make one GIANT NINJA!!!!
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    Neg. Rep drummer boy?

    It's not my fault you didn't know your MMA history and got caught on it.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Knightmare
    Neg. Rep drummer boy?

    It's not my fault you didn't know your MMA history and got caught on it.
    You are being an ass, and it IS your fault.
    My post was about their upcoming match.
    You came in with an OT post.
    I politely pointed that out (that your post is OT).
    You got all cocky and called me a "genius".

    This was supposed to be a fun thread, and here you ride in and **** it up.

    This as you call it "My MMA history" is not something I dwell on. I never claimed expertise. And I've seen the fight. Not that is matters, I'm just saying. You watch your mouth calling me genius next time.

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