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    Memorable, funny, best member quotes ...

    What are your most memorable, funniest or best quotes or comments that you've seen posted on Bullshido in your time?

    Mine is by Bi lGee :

    "I even saw a guy who lost a fight because someone picked up a pit bull terrier and threw it at him, it landed head first on his chest, clamped its jaws shut and had to be prised off him."

    Any others?

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    ''Krav Maga is a steaming pile of horseshit.''
    - PeedeeShaolin


    Too true.

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    "i love babies, they're delicious!"
    -Scrapper

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    KhorneliusPraxx
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    Unfortunately, my two most memorable quotes were both typed by myself.
    Quoting myself would be tacky.

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    I finally get to use these quotes:

    For YOUR information ATA is the ONLY organisation that has the professional standards the rest of you wouldn’t be able to live up to. The voice in the background is from the Scrolls of Songahm. I bet your organization doesn't even have anything like that! LOSERS!

    Atafan30



    The future of ATA and I'm proud to say that I'll join them one day!

    Stop hijacking my thread with swearing, porno talk, and liquor!

    Atafan30



    I too read through the thread on bullshido.net, and was appalled. The flood of adolescent insult was just awful. It wasn't even thoughtful, reasoned criticism, just hate-filled invective.

    Regardless of what sort of attitude the site owners officially endorse, a site like that encourages a bad attitude in martial arts by making a home where it can fester and grow.


    Some sad moron from the ATA.

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    Mine has to be, "Violence did not exist until World War I, in 1846 (Before this, everyone was smiles and people lounged on clouds drinking rainbows)." - MEGA JESUS-SAN

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    My favorite was from a thread about cauliflower ears. I can't remember who it was and I can't find it by searching.

    "You say your ears are red and swollen and hurting? Well mine are deteching themselves from my head completely. Check. Mate."

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    Goddammit Kornelius, I want your old avatar back!

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