Djimbe Flame War here

[Djimbe]

SHUM !!


Hey there buddy ! can you Fight yet , or are you stil the most pathetic person thats ever taken an MA lesson over the age of 8 ?

Seriously , though , you suck . You punch like a retard trying to shift gears in a Delivery Van . Your footwork looks like it was explained to you by your "Uncle teacher" putting his finger up your ass and Pointing in different Directions . Amd well , your kicks ? You dont seem to know the length of your own legs .

Oh , and Taiji guys are better on the ground than you . You got monkeyspanked .

it was especially funny when you did the "Kitty Plays With Yarn" defense to someone that DIDNT EVEN THROW A PUNCH at you and jusr rolled their shoulders at your ass . I watch your videos daily . If that UFC show is a Drama theyre a Sitcom ! When are you going to make another episode of your suck ?

[Aesopian]

If Shuma sucks so bad, what does that say about 3 years of Tai Chi losing to him?

[Shuma-Gorath]

Oh , and Taiji guys are better on the ground than you . You got monkeyspanked .

That would explain why he couldn't do anything from side control, and wouldn't even come down to hit me. CMA must be completely superior if I knocked him down twice with a guard sweep I invented on the spot.

oh wai

it was especially funny when you did the "Kitty Plays With Yarn" defense

Is that the CMA name for open guard?

I watch your videos daily .

Obsess much?

If that UFC show is a Drama theyre a Sitcom ! When are you going to make another episode of your suck ?

what

[Matt Stone]

You punch like a retard trying to shift gears in a Delivery Van.

Now THAT was funny...

What does Shum have to do with the UFC reality show?

[SubTerran]

Omega, you seem to have some hostility towards Canada...I hope its not because we burned down your whitehouse in 1812, or maybe you are bitter at the ***** beer you guys drink in US, or maybe its cuz you just suck ass and hope to get some attention.

now to the matters of Systema, Shuma can vouch for me that using systema, I would lay waste to 100% of TDK clowns, hmm but wait, just about anyone with any common sense can do that. Let me restate, come to Toronto Throwdown when I am there and we'll discuss systema further.

[Djimbe]

If Shuma sucks so bad, what does that say about 3 years of Tai Chi losing to him?

Shum actually WON A MATCH ?!?!?!?!

Well , Taiji Qigong isnt really MEANT for fighting ...

No , actually , heres the Serious answer :

MOST taiji schools in NA SUCK ASS thats why . They actually say **** like "We Dont Need to do San Da , We Have Push Hands" like its the same thing ! Because MOST Taiji schools do NO padwork , Bagwork , Resistance Training , Fast Form , 2 Man Training other than Push hands , etc . Did he beat Liang Shou You's taiji student of three years ? That I doubt . Ill bet the kid he "beat" had never been Punched before or done FC sparring . You can "Train" lie that your whole LIFE and youll still suck .

You obviouslyhavent been paying attention around here Its not the STYLE thats the Issue , its how its trained .if you train taiji n the TRADITIONAL way (you know , with stuff like Sparring and , well , work) then you make FIGHTERS , if you train in this AfterMao Pussified Nw Aged manner , then you get ppl that even Shum here can handle .

Sad as that is .

You see , Im not a Style whore , and the thing that Drew me to Bullshido in the FIRST place is the disparity between what my art CAN be and what ppl claiming to teach it usually turn it into . You see , I like crappy Taiji even LESS than you because ts MY SYSTEM that theyre fucking up . but dont get shitty Instruction and the Ranpant % there of fool you into thinking that it cant be good . There are a LOT of ppl using the system that Accelerate on the same Curve as do any orther system .

Thats the Problem with most of the posters that turn into assholes on this siite . They are LAZY MNDED and just HAVE to lump every Teacher of a style in with one another . I dont care if 99% of a systems schols suck , if SOMEONE out there is putting in the work , then show some respect . it isnt their fault , nor the systems that a bunch of ppl out there CLAIM to do something that they do not .


Oh , and dosent Shum allegedly have like 8-10 years of training ?

[Omega Supreme]

What was that eh? You don't know your history? Yeah I would say so. The British burned down the White House in 1812. Canada were little bitches of England back then you

Canadians the other white meat.

As for your other half of the post, yeah you must be Canadian, keep it on the other thread you dumbfuck inbred Maple Tree fucker.

As for bitter beer I have no idea wtf you guys are talking about. We must export that piss water Budweiser over to you guys. If you're so stupid (yeah redundant you're Canadian) to not hold off for the good stuff then you deserve to be butt fucked by a Wolverine.

[SubTerran]

Djimbe, have you read the signiture that gets attached to your messages? I mean, why do you still bother to argue? That signiture alone annihilates any chance of someone taking you seriously on this board.

[Omega Supreme]

Djimbe, have you read the signiture that gets attached to your messages? I mean, why do you still bother to argue? That signiture alone annihilates any chance of someone taking you seriously on this board.

Djimbe is a smart Canadian.

[Aesopian]

Oh , and dosent Shum allegedly have like 8-10 years of training ?

He has about 9 months of BJJ (averaging less then 3 classes per week while he is in college), with some assorted kickboxing in that time. He trained about a week for that fight.

Repulsive Monkey has about 3 years of TCC and tells us he DOES train with sparring and DOES train to fight, and unless I am mistaken, was training for that fight for several weeks.

I openly admit that Shuma sucked in the fight, and the RM did very well for himself. Which is what makes it so incredible to me that all of that TCC couldn't beat some shitty BJJ and kickboxing.