It's clear, Sevendust's 'Enemy' should be the Official Bullshido Throwdown theme song

[Lampa]

I think we should do bjj matches to "Slow Hand" by the Pointer Sisters. But that's because I have an upsetting sense of humor.

[Don Gwinn]

What in the world is butt rock?

[Moleculo]

Rock that sounds like it came out of your ass.



GreatwhiteLionSnake (sic) or Grim Reaper are examples.

I can just see KF banging his head to Eye Of The Tiger.

[Jaguar Wong]

When "Romp" first showed up, I was wondering why he looked at the Crippled Masters movie poster in the beginning, but then at the end I see why. I gotta say Crippled Masters was probably the hardest Kung Fu movie to watch. I'm glad Romp didn't do a staff kata with his stump.

As for the official theme...I dunno man, I think the song has to mentioned ninjas in it somewhere.

[MaverickZ]

it's not the buttrock you must be worried about...it's the buttrock goa that you must fear, it will eat your soul

[JohnnyCache]

it's not the buttrock you must be worried about...it's the buttrock goa that you must fear, it will eat your soul

Say what you want about trance kids, anybody that will pay $5 for a pez and bust out tai chi when told they can't have their money back an hour later is OK with me.

[IronChef TMA]

Greetings,

I have written some of my own butt rock for you guys.
Yeah, yeah, everyone thinks their own butt rock don't stink.

I mailed this to the webmaster months ago, before I registered, but never saw it post. If it did already my apologies, I did try to search.

I know STFU Noob and all such things not unbefitting a first time poster.
I'll go back to lurking, just seemed a good time.

A Bullshido Theme Song

_Dim Mak and Hot Lava_
(To the tune of _The Eye of the Tiger_)

Throwing down, out on the Street
In that time he learned the Deadly.
'Gainst the Grapple he just stayed on his feet
Gouged out eyes, crushed some balls to survive.

Those days are gone (but no witnesses last),
Now he runs a small chain of McDojos,
Selling out on a fraudulent past
He shows secrets that can keep you alive:

They're Dim Mak and Hot Lava, both can kill in a fight,
Especially against a BJJ fighter.
Like the last Ninja master you will blend with the night;
You'll be stalking them all with Dim Mak and Hot Lava.

On the mat, when we do meet
Rules are tough, can't be deadly.
They've stacked the odds, but when we take to the street,
We've got skills, for the kills--We'll surive...

With Dim Mak and Hot Lava, if you do them both right,
And if not, then just squeeze his balls tighter.
Poke his eyes with your fingers to deprive him of sight--
But you just can't go wrong with Dim Mak and Hot Lava.

Raise your ch'i straight to the top
Blast his guts, it's quite gory.
One small touch and his heart's gonna stop,
Just Iron Shirt can keep him alive...

Against Dim Mak and Hot Lava when used in a fight
By a guy full of ch'i who's a striker;
A light brush from his finger is like dynamite
If he's trained in the deadly Dim Mak and Hot Lava.

Dim Mak and Hot Lava...
Dim Mak and Hot Lava...
Dim Mak and Hot Lava...

[TheBreakerKF]

"CRAWWWLLLLLLINNNNNNGNGGGGG INNNNNN MYYYYYYY SSSSSKKKKKIIIIIIINNNNN!" - :violent1: