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    I'm thinking about having colonic irrigation

    Seriously.

    Anyone had it done? Aside from having someone push a tube up your starfish, are there any drawbacks?

    I can only imagine what kind of **** must be in my lower bowels.

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    i so did not need to read this while eating lunch.

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    http://www.ncahf.org/pp/colonic.html

    We are not aware of any scientifically proven health benefit of this procedure, yet we are well aware of its hazards." (Kizer, 1985) Hazards include illness and death by contamination of colonics equipment (Istre, 1982); death by electrolyte depletion (Eisele, 1980), (Ballentine, 1981). In addition to the physiological upsets, the colonic apparatus can perforate the intestinal wall leading to septicemia (bacterial contamination of the blood), a very serious disorder.
    Try www.colonblow.com I can vouch for its effectiveness!

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    Video!
    “We are surrounded by warships and don’t have time to talk. Please pray for us.” — One Somali Pirate.

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    Want some help? I own my own roto-rooter rig and I have drain in the floor of my garage.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr_Mantis
    Video!
    You want.... video of the colon blow?

    I have still pics.

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    Whoa, whoa.. whoa.. whoa... You don't need a vaccum hose up your ass. Eat healthy and exercise that's the only thing you need to purify your body.

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    Steve how does colon blow work? Will I be crapping all day, or will it be just one big bowl shattering dump?

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    So.....no one here has actually had a hose up their pipe?

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    Quote Originally Posted by ojgsxr6
    Steve how does colon blow work? Will I be crapping all day, or will it be just one big bowl shattering dump?

    /me puts head in his hands laughing.

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