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    What the deuce????????

    http://www.pumafastdefence.com/

    I don't want to explain it, it'll affect the experience.

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    Holy ****, that bullet man suit looks like a Docotr Who bad guy from the 1960's.

    "Feel the power of my WOOF"

    **** thats funny. I like how ALL the instructors list TKD as their main martial art along with Kickboxing, but none claim ANY kickboxing record or wins in their profiles.

    And they teach grappling......

    Should have realised that people who want to wear wookie-suits and WOOF at people were likely to come from a TKD background - its the logical evolution of the dobak and the inclusion of teh d3adly eye gouge and groin strike...

    In the pics they show knee attacks done with the foot flat to the cloor. How the **** does that work? Pointing your foot down is so key to the power and velocity of a knee..

    They have someone in a mount position on one knee with no base instead of getting a proper mount.

    The gun situation the person with the pistol is WAY too close to the guy she is trying to control. In one of the other pistol ones (like defence against a pistol is a common need in the UK) the guy has managed to arm lock the pistol holder and POINT THE PISTOL RIGHT AT HIS OWN HEAD.

    I call BULLSHIDO.
    Sociopaths are people too.

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    Multiple assailant ground fighting
    Is this even possible with resisting opponents?

    Maybe when you get your black belt you learn to morph into a giant fucking octopus or something..

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lu Tze
    Is this even possible with resisting opponents?

    Maybe when you get your black belt you learn to morph into a giant fucking octopus or something..
    Jiu-Jistsu(TM) teaches even small fucking octopi to defend them against much larger, giant fucking octopi.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Vile
    Holy ****, that bullet man suit looks like a Docotr Who bad guy from the 1960's.


    I call BULLSHIDO.
    Holy crap, a Dr Who reference! Yeah, he's one of the cybermen.

    Kinda reminds me of when we got drunk at a college party that had the sumo suits. Hmm, they call it a self defense course, we called it a bunch of drunk frat guys beating the crap out of each other in sumo suits.

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    Haha, I love those things. Make's them all look like Duct Tape Darth Vader.
    "Prison is for rapists, thieves and murderers. If you lock someone up for smoking a plant that makes them happy, you're the fucking criminal." - Joe Rogan

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    Classy is the one named Dik Chance under profiles.

    What are the Chances you'll get Dik outa these courses? No pun intended.

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    Supreme excellence consists in breaking the enemy's resistance without spilling your Guinness.
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    Christ, it's those stupid costumes again.

    They use em in 'women's' classes and let rape victims beat up some guy in a dumb suit to make themselves feel better.

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    How do armbar?



    "You too can look like a total tool!"

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    If it has an acronym like STAR, FAST, DEATH, WAR or anything like that... you can pretty much assume its bullshido these days.

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