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The only thingsTigerFly can defeat are:
Originally Posted by Djimbe
1) The taste in choosing partners
2) Any All-you-can-eat restaurant you care to name.
3) Aesthetics.Canuckyokushin:
These women can do back flips right over my head and still land on there feet .GRrrrrrrr!
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THAT'S NOTHING, I USED TO KNOW SOME 12 YEAR-OLDS WHO COULD FIT INSIDE A SUITCASE AND STAY ALIVE FOR 7 OR WAS IT 6 HOURS -
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3/26/2005 12:30am--
Clever tactic there, making an offer that noone will ever take up. I can just imagine the conversation at his highschool reunion now:
Originally Posted by Djimbe
Friend 1: I worked hard and now own my own software company.
Friend 2: I married, started a family, an am a proud father of three gifted children.
Shum: I BEAT UP THE FAT WIFE OF AN EVEN FATTER GUY ON THE INTERNET
Did you have to serve her the chunks of deep fried bacon like a mother bird, or could rollerpig wheel herself into the overflowing junk food warehouse you call a kitchen and fix it herself?And no thats not her talking , its me . Shes better than you are , even though shes been 9in a wheelchair and on Crutchwes more time than shes been Training .
I'd like to take that offer.I could take ANY person your weight and work with them for thee months and they wold beat you effortlessly .
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are the artistic and the criminal,
because they alone, by questioning the society's values,
can force it to change."-Samuel R. Delany
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It seems that the only people who support anarchy are faggots, who want their pathetic immoral lifestyle accepted by the mainstream society. It wont be so they try to create their own.-Oldman34, friend to all children -
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I can understand making fun of a guy like Djimbe after what he just posted. Is it really necessary to put down a guy's wife though? Even if he makes outrageous claims about her and himself, it seems like poor taste to say things like "rollerpig" about any woman.
Just think there are better ways to handle it than insulting a woman. -
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usually to be a bouncer you have to look big and intimidating or have connections (know other bouncers) or both. Most bar managers dont want to see fights so they hire guys who could intimidate other guys from starting trouble or fights in the first place. Size, muscle, and meaness intimidates people not skill.
Originally Posted by Phoenix
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chi sau doesnt train just sensivity, it teaches reflexes and parries without having to get tired from hard contact (so you can train longer) and without having to take a full on shot all the time.
Originally Posted by drummerboy
As to the wx guy who said if wc only had chi sau it wouldnt last this long, look at tai chi, tai chi only has pushing hands and it is the msot popular martial art in the world so your argument is flawed. -
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Posted On:
3/26/2005 7:49am--
What's REALLY flawed is that statement.
Originally Posted by GameOver
Taiji has push hands.
...and the form.
...and zhan zhuang.
...and specialized fa jin training.
...pole shaking
...weapons work
...sparring
...assorted jibengong exercise such as:
chan si jin drills
....balance exercises
....assorted stance training exercises
....single move repetitive exercises.
....work with the taiji ball
....work with the taiji ruler
and more stuff I am not familiar with because my knowledge of Taijiquan is mostly just what I've learned through "osmosis" by hanging out and training with a lot of Taiji people.
The statement is flawed on another level because Taijiquan's status as the worlds most popular martial art other than possibly TKD, is based on a massive population of people who don't even do push hands training. The vast majority just play follow the leader in a public park somewhere going through the approximate motions of "the form". (in most cases, the simplified Yang 24)Fighting evil and upholding justice in blue silk pajamas baby!
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