How to be a vigilante

**jubei33** · Posted On: 9/28/2012 9:00pm

Originally Posted by Styygens

Meh. Weird stuff like this happens all the time in comic books. Ten bucks says I lose the baby due to some mystical confluence or getting too close to someone with one of the more unusual mutant powers. In five years time, the whole story is either ignored or retconned.

No biggie.

Yeah? Ooops, you now have an excruciatingly low sperm count. Oh, and your lipid panel just came back, I'm afraid your LDL is 300mg/dL! It could be some new kind of hyperlipidemia. Oh, what will your insurance provider say to that now that it's on record? Oh my, you now have a preexisting condition and they will study you and poke you with needles trying to find the meaning of this and all without regard to cost or time---and oh, the endless paperwork you will suffer!

Originally Posted by What styygens thinks in his private hell

...What's my address?!--I just wrote that! Don't you have it electronically in your database? I've been here 4 times this week and always this form. The nurse and I are practically dating now. Damnit! Who is my in network PPO here? Oh **** I forgot my card!!

**Styygens** · Posted On: 9/28/2012 9:06pm

Originally Posted by jubei33

Originally Posted by What styygens thinks in his private hell
...blah blah blah... boring medical stuff... The nurse and I are practically dating now. blah blah blah...

Awwww, yeah!