Thread: How to be a vigilante
9/18/2012 4:28pm, #41
I see you have "None" in your style field. I can fix that. Based entirely upon your obvious mastery expressed in this post I will be happy to promote you to Bujinkan shodan for the low, low price of $299.99 + licensing fees in Japan ($100, last time I checked on shodan).
I think you'll find this is better than other train-by-mail offers because it's instantaneous. No pesky training.
And then you'll be able to impress all your vigilante friends at the guild meetings by telling them that you're an honest-to-goodness ninja! Just like Batman. And the Punisher. And Wolverine. And that kid, Max, with the van who chauffers Lee Van Cleef. Everyone knows all the best vigilantes are ninjas. Even James Bond is a ninja -- although as a sanctioned agent of Her Majesty's Government, he's not a true vigilante.
Let me know...
9/18/2012 4:30pm, #42
BTW, those outfits look more like generic henchmen, not sophisticated supervillain. I'm really keen on the lime green suit -- like an agent of AIM, although you need some kind of undermask to conceal your identity.
9/18/2012 6:24pm, #43
9/18/2012 6:53pm, #44
11-0-0 in amature fights.
4-0-0 pro record.
His Sherdog Profile does not reflect that, listing two losses:
But still pretty badass!
Look at this guy. Is that a man or what?
Good lord! If I had abs like that I'd never need quarters for the laundry machine again. I could scrub my clothes in the bath. Or my minions of loyal comon law wives (I'd call them the Six Pack Sisterhood) could do the wash for me.
**** it. This guy should be president.
9/18/2012 7:56pm, #45Whitsunday Martial Arts Airlie Beach North Queensland.
9/18/2012 9:02pm, #46
I am. Especially if you ain't got nothin' in those pouches...
To date, we have produced by transgenetic experiment (with classic E. coli as the recipient) a sex pheromone with 300 times the attractive power of blattellaquinone on the american cockroach. The effective attractive radius is well over 2 Km for a reasonably small concentration. I don't think there are too many people ready for the 'cockroach carpet'.
More so, we've taken a potent mix of muscalure and several other similar chemicals and reprocessed them using state of the art liposomal packaging methods. We've been able to produce environmentally persistent, highly attractive local concentrations of these chemicals, on the local pests. You ever see the bee beard? Well, this is the 'fly flak jacket'.
δ-n-hexadecalactone, the primary attractant of vespa hornets, has also been of similar usefulness, as even the bravest of men seem to swim in the dirtiest of river waters to avoid a pack of these angry beasts.
We could keep going up the food chain, but that would spoil the surprise I think. Some things are better left for birthday cakes and cards.
Wow you are right. That hairstyle. He really does have superpowers.
Last edited by jubei33; 9/18/2012 9:06pm at . Reason: the LOLZ
9/18/2012 9:05pm, #47
9/19/2012 4:55am, #48
what do you say? are you ready to join our network of aspiring professionals?
9/19/2012 11:09am, #49
Do you have any openings in evil anthropology? Looting face-melting arcs and such?
9/19/2012 3:42pm, #50