Get a load of this!

http://www.hypnovision.com/dojo.htm

Some quotes:

"ALL TAPES ARE SUBLIMINALLY PROGRAMMED BY
FAMOUS GRAND MASTERS WITH INTERNATIONAL NAME AND FACE RECOGNITION & 100'S OF YEARS COLLECTIVE EXPERIENCE BUT WHO PREFER TO REMAIN NAMELESS FOR OBVIOUS REASONS!"

Yeah, fraud.

"* STEALTH is a SUPER / MEGA / ULTRA (SMU-10X) (Speed of Light) Subliminal Sound Waves Discovery (SSW's) that Makes Airplanes Invisible to Radar!"

Wouldn't sound waves traveling at the speed of light BE light!

These guys can't be for real. Please tell me it's a joke. Please?