My 1st ninja? encounter....
I just had to post this.
Anyways i just went to drop off some mail at the post office about an hour ago and while i was being helped (i had a bunch of stuff that needed to be certified mail, and that stuff takes forever for the clerk's to handle), a guy who was being helped right next to me was talking with the clerk. The clerk was going on about an incident that happened earlier and that a customer was being rude and harassing to her. The clerk (it was an older woman but she looked fit and pretty mean), than told the guy (guess he's a regular) how she's lucky that she didn't kick the customer's ass. The guy than pipes up i never get mad, i just get even. He than tells the clerk in semi-hushed tones.... "that's the first thing they teach you...." That caught my full attention. The discussion goes as follows.
Clerk: "teach you what?"
Man: "well... not too get mad or let emotion take contol of you. I'm a black belt and if your not careful you can kill someone".
I kid you not, my gum fell out of my mouth.... This guy was about 5'9, 220-250 pounds of pure fat. Mid 40's, glasses, salt and pepper hair and a mustache.
Sounds like he was trying to impress a certain clerk...
so maybe he could kill people?
Only if they saw him in a Speedo; their eyes would detonate, and the resulting shock-waves propagating through the brain would be lethal.
Originally Posted by Stupid Mother ‘Frigerator
You should watch out for guys who could smother you without using their hands.
It's no fun rolling with guys whose bellybuttons could swallow your head whole.
You should have challenged him on the spot, claiming that your tai chi is vastly superior.