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    My 1st ninja? encounter....

    I just had to post this.

    Anyways i just went to drop off some mail at the post office about an hour ago and while i was being helped (i had a bunch of stuff that needed to be certified mail, and that stuff takes forever for the clerk's to handle), a guy who was being helped right next to me was talking with the clerk. The clerk was going on about an incident that happened earlier and that a customer was being rude and harassing to her. The clerk (it was an older woman but she looked fit and pretty mean), than told the guy (guess he's a regular) how she's lucky that she didn't kick the customer's ass. The guy than pipes up i never get mad, i just get even. He than tells the clerk in semi-hushed tones.... "that's the first thing they teach you...." That caught my full attention. The discussion goes as follows.

    Clerk: "teach you what?"
    Man: "well... not too get mad or let emotion take contol of you. I'm a black belt and if your not careful you can kill someone".

    I kid you not, my gum fell out of my mouth.... This guy was about 5'9, 220-250 pounds of pure fat. Mid 40's, glasses, salt and pepper hair and a mustache.

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    Sounds like he was trying to impress a certain clerk...


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    so maybe he could kill people?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Stupid Mother ‘Frigerator
    so maybe he could kill people?
    Only if they saw him in a Speedo; their eyes would detonate, and the resulting shock-waves propagating through the brain would be lethal.

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    Still digging on James Brown

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    You should watch out for guys who could smother you without using their hands.

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    It's no fun rolling with guys whose bellybuttons could swallow your head whole.
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    You should have challenged him on the spot, claiming that your tai chi is vastly superior.

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