Posted On:2/19/2003 1:32pm
Tank Abbot vs. 20 Chimps
OFFICIAL Mayor of Cwcville
Posted On:2/19/2003 2:09pm
Style: Electricity, Speed
The American Spirit vs. Captain America
Captain's Log: Just a little update for all my TRUE and HONEST friends out there:
1) I am STRAIGHT! I am STRAIGHT! Get it through your thick skulls, numbskulls!
2) My name is not Ian Brandon Something.
3) Kacey is coming with me now. I have stolen her from the other Christian Weston Chandler.
REMINDER: I am still the one and only true creator of sonichu and rosechu electric hedgehog pokemon
Fig Newtons are fruit and cake, suckah.
Posted On:2/19/2003 3:06pm
Style: Buffalo Wing Chun
Rick Tew from www.winjitsu.com VS Yoshida Kim
To see these to ninja masters throw smoke bombs at eachother and then resort to grabbing eachother and rolling around like 8 year olds at a playground would be priceless.
"But some apes they gotta go, so we kill the ones we don't know" - 'Ape shall never kill Ape' by The Vandals
Apu: "Oh! You have just been Apu'd!"
Such as thou art, sometime was I.
Posted On:2/19/2003 3:10pm
Style: Brazilian Jiujitsu
Hassan the Assassin vs. Carlos the Jackal
**The most miraculous power that can verifiably be attributed to "chi" is its ability to be all things to virtually all people, depending on what version of the superstition they are attempting to defend at any given moment.**
Normally, I'd say I was grappling, but I was taking down and mounting people, and JFS has kindly informed us that takedowns and being mounted are neither grappling nor anti grappling, so I'm not sure what the **** I was doing. Maybe schroedinger's sparring, where it's neither grappling nor anti-grappling until somoene observes it and collapses the waveform, and then I RNC a cat to death.----fatherdog
Posted On:2/19/2003 3:12pm
J.K."Iron" Kim vs. Jim "Kool-Aid" Jones
The man they call FoM
Posted On:2/19/2003 3:32pm
Frank vs Ken would be fun to watch.
What would happen if a one hand clapper attempted to stop a tree falling in the woods when no one else was around?
The Wastrel - So attractive he HAS to be a woman.
Posted On:2/19/2003 3:47pm
lmao @ http://www.winjitsu.com/cms.html
There are only three types of people in the world; those who can count and those who can't.
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Posted On:2/19/2003 3:52pm
Style: japanese jujutsu
Y'all don't think big enough.
Round-robin tournament I'd pay money to watch
1) Tia Carrere v. Halle Berry
2) Eve from Barbershop v. Ashley Judd
3) Salma Hayek v. Bjork
4) The chick who played Amanda in Highlander the Series v. Catherine Zeta Jones
Master's division superfights:
Pam Grier v. Jacquelyn Smith
Angela Bassett v. Michelle Yeoh
Posted On:2/19/2003 3:59pm
Bjork? What the ****? Who the hell would want to see a dumb ugly Icelander fight.
Posted On:2/19/2003 4:01pm
God versus any Gracie.
Gracie wins by armbar in 2nd round.
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