The next Tae bo????

[punchingdummy]

This stuff is getting really, really popular. I often train Japanese iaijutsu in the evenings when only a few people are around at the gym. Several of these karate Body people have asked me to teach them sword work. They all say that they want to "look" like Uma Thurman in Kill Bill or Michelle Yeoh in Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon.

Well, in that case, where do I sign my wife up?

[j416to]

Well, in that case, where dio I sign my wife up?

Okay....*pulls out the application form....Stepford Wives music playing in the background*

So, do you want your wife to be transformed into our most popular model, the Tall Sexy Blonde, or our latest addition, the hot Asian babe.

Both are excellent choices, your milage will vary.

[punchingdummy]

Okay....*pulls out the application form....Stepford Wives music playing in the background*

So, do you want your wife to be transformed into our most popular model, the Tall Sexy Blonde, or our latest addition, the hot Asian babe.

Both are excellent choices, your milage will vary.

Is Catherine Zeta-Jones an option?

[j416to]

Is Catherine Zeta-Jones an option?

Ah, I believe that option is only available at the Nidan level. You'll have to sign a 2 year contract. But as you can see, a Catherine Zeta-Jones Nidan in 2 years is very reasonable.

[punchingdummy]

Ah, I believe that option is only available at the Nidan level. You'll have to sign a 2 year contract. But as you can see, a Catherine Zeta-Jones Nidan in 2 years is very reasonable.

I'll take two.

[j416to]

You pervert.



*backorders a couple more Catherine Zeta-Jones Nidans*

[wer]

It doesn't sound like anything I'd want to do, but then I'm not a trophy wife or gorgeous blond actress/model striving to be more supple.

He says he trains with Rickson.

It's not that hard to train with Rickson, is it? Don't you just need to be in good shape and close enough to get to his dojo, with access to large wads of spare cash?

What do you call it when an individual is the real deal but he sells Bullshido because it will make him more money than real martial arts? Because he might just be one of those.

Hey I'm just stating what it says man go talk to Jason Delucia.

Ha ha. If you're implying that Jason's teaching bullshido, come to his dojo. You'll find out real soon that what he's teaching is MARTIAL -- he's the real deal and his classes are, too.

-- Card-carrying member of PWGPOWPDJD (People Who Get Pissed Off When People Dis Jason DeLucia)

[Scrapper]

Well...
He isn't claiming to be teaching combat that I can see, and I'm sure the class is a good workout. As long as he doesn't start deluding these people into thinking they are now super-deadly, than I hope he makes a buck. His credentials seem good (unless he claims to be a FIGHTER [tm]) so, meh.

I teach a yoga/tai chi based course to preschoolers for money, so I can't say anything.

[Omega Supreme]

Ha ha. If you're implying that Jason's teaching bullshido, come to his dojo. You'll find out real soon that what he's teaching is MARTIAL -- he's the real deal and his classes are, too.

-- Card-carrying member of PWGPOWPDJD (People Who Get Pissed Off When People Dis Jason DeLucia)

Listen fuckhead you're way too new to this site and apparently too stupid to see what I wrote. Jason Delucia teaches "Combat Aikido" That's bullshit, I'll say it to his face I don't give a **** I've stated this before. The stuff he's doing is far from Aikido, but Delucia's the real deal. Do me a favor and read everything we've said about Delucia before you come over here and talk **** with your Aikido bullshit.

[Thaiboxerken]

I teach a yoga/tai chi based course to preschoolers for money, so I can't say anything.

You should go to KC, find the tallest building, and jump off.