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  1. IzzyDaHedgehog is offline

    Didn't so much Fall as Saunter Vaguely Downwards

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    Posted On:
    1/22/2005 11:38pm


     Style: Ex-TKD, BJJ, Muay Thai

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    Hell yeah! Hell no!
    Just validate her, then leave.
    sudo make me a sandwich!
  2. Lampa is offline
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    Posted On:
    1/22/2005 11:39pm

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     New York MMA Examiner Style: magic FUCKING powers!

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    Quote Originally Posted by j416to
    This stuff is really, really sickening. They're always trying to get me to pop my head into their class, to validate this stuff. Because they know that I train Muay Thai and kenjutsu, and I'm Japanese, while the instructor is this skinny blonde beach babe.
    Have sex with her and then openly denounce her class as bullshit to everyone at the gym. If she confronts you in any way about the emotional harm your using and betrayal has caused her, punch her directly in the face, mid-sentence.


    Disclaimer: This is how I get being snowed in for an entire day. My advice might not be the most sound from a legal or moral standpoint.
  3. j416to is offline

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    Posted On:
    1/22/2005 11:40pm

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     Style: Muay Thai, Kenjutsu

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    Hell yeah! Hell no!
    You can't just kick poodles to the curb. They whine and whine and follow you home.
  4. seeker of truth is offline

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    Posted On:
    1/22/2005 11:42pm


     Style: Sub Wrestling/Karate

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    Quote Originally Posted by j416to
    This stuff is really, really sickening. They're always trying to get me to pop my head into their class, to validate this stuff. Because they know that I train Muay Thai and kenjutsu, and I'm Japanese, while the instructor is this skinny blonde beach babe.
    So it's like Yoga, and theres a skinny blonde beach babe teaching the class? SO you'd get to see her in like hot positions?
  5. IzzyDaHedgehog is offline

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    Posted On:
    1/22/2005 11:43pm


     Style: Ex-TKD, BJJ, Muay Thai

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    Hell yeah! Hell no!
    Wait, better idea: teach her BJJ.
    sudo make me a sandwich!
  6. j416to is offline

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    Posted On:
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     Style: Muay Thai, Kenjutsu

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    Hell yeah! Hell no!
    I have to leave the gym whenever the trophy wives are practicing their Tae bo/karate body strikes. I can't take it. They stand there in a deep horse stance, slapping their hands at the focus mitts, kia-ing and grunting, like little female monkeys about to give birth.
  7. Lampa is offline
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    Posted On:
    1/22/2005 11:47pm

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     New York MMA Examiner Style: magic FUCKING powers!

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    Hell yeah! Hell no!
    This outrage can only be mitigated by creating some bikini mud wrestling matches... TO THE DEATH!
  8. j416to is offline

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    Posted On:
    1/22/2005 11:49pm

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     Style: Muay Thai, Kenjutsu

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    Hell yeah! Hell no!
    You guys have it all wrong. These are trophy wives. Bored old rich women. One woman is 75 years old, but thinks she looks 20, thanks to her a plastic surgeon. The place is unnatural, unholy ground, its scary.
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    Posted On:
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    Hell yeah! Hell no!
    I'll make sure to invite them to the next Toronto Throwdown.
  10. IzzyDaHedgehog is offline

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    Posted On:
    1/22/2005 11:55pm


     Style: Ex-TKD, BJJ, Muay Thai

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lampa
    This outrage can only be mitigated by creating some bikini mud wrestling matches... TO THE DEATH!
    If non-supporting members were allowed to have signatures, this would be in mine.
    sudo make me a sandwich!
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