The next Tae bo????

**IzzyDaHedgehog** · Posted On: 1/22/2005 11:38pm

Just validate her, then leave.

**Lampa** · Posted On: 1/22/2005 11:39pm

Originally Posted by j416to

This stuff is really, really sickening. They're always trying to get me to pop my head into their class, to validate this stuff. Because they know that I train Muay Thai and kenjutsu, and I'm Japanese, while the instructor is this skinny blonde beach babe.

Have sex with her and then openly denounce her class as bullshit to everyone at the gym. If she confronts you in any way about the emotional harm your using and betrayal has caused her, punch her directly in the face, mid-sentence.

Disclaimer: This is how I get being snowed in for an entire day. My advice might not be the most sound from a legal or moral standpoint.

**j416to** · Posted On: 1/22/2005 11:40pm

You can't just kick poodles to the curb. They whine and whine and follow you home.

**seeker of truth** · Posted On: 1/22/2005 11:42pm

Originally Posted by j416to

This stuff is really, really sickening. They're always trying to get me to pop my head into their class, to validate this stuff. Because they know that I train Muay Thai and kenjutsu, and I'm Japanese, while the instructor is this skinny blonde beach babe.

So it's like Yoga, and theres a skinny blonde beach babe teaching the class? SO you'd get to see her in like hot positions?

**IzzyDaHedgehog** · Posted On: 1/22/2005 11:43pm

Wait, better idea: teach her BJJ.

**j416to** · Posted On: 1/22/2005 11:44pm

I have to leave the gym whenever the trophy wives are practicing their Tae bo/karate body strikes. I can't take it. They stand there in a deep horse stance, slapping their hands at the focus mitts, kia-ing and grunting, like little female monkeys about to give birth.

**Lampa** · Posted On: 1/22/2005 11:47pm

This outrage can only be mitigated by creating some bikini mud wrestling matches... TO THE DEATH!

**j416to** · Posted On: 1/22/2005 11:49pm

You guys have it all wrong. These are trophy wives. Bored old rich women. One woman is 75 years old, but thinks she looks 20, thanks to her a plastic surgeon. The place is unnatural, unholy ground, its scary.