Badness will not be rewarded
Posted On:7/18/2003 6:57pm
For your pleasure, I am giving this its own thread. I will start it with a response I had to chuerco asking about a JJ school in Tampa-
Check out the mother organization of that JJ site-
"Q: How long does it take to become a Black Belt?
A: Two and a half to three years on a proper training program, but it depends on the student."
Oh don't forget this gem- I call it
"How to die"
You were right, it smells of McDojo . . .
Posted On:7/18/2003 11:40pm
Style: JKD, BJJ
"Umm, could you just hang on a second here? This buckle is REALLY tricky ..."
"Oh ****, it was the other Osiris, The Wastrel." -- patfromlogan
Monkey Ninjas! Attack!
Posted On:7/18/2003 11:43pm
Style: Chinese Boxing
My aren't we arrogant and non original?
Go away I'm talking to myself
OFFICIAL Mayor of Cwcville
Posted On:7/19/2003 12:11am
Style: Electricity, Speed
Q: Can martial arts stop a bullet?
A: When I am asked these questions, I am often saddened by the mentality of weakness of some individuals. When a man believes in the gun, the gun becomes his master and his strength and weakness is placed in the gun. The martial artist's strength is placed in his/her unarmed ability. If the martial artist is in close range he/she has a great chance of disarming those that depend on the bullet.
No comment. No fucking comment.
THIS IS BOYD WHEN HE'S RUNNING FROM THE SCHOOL YARD AFTER GETTING BEAT UP: boydrunner, beep beep, that coyote's after you, beep beep, boydrunner if he catches you, your through. --Jamoke, winning the hearts of children worldwide
Captain's Log: Just a little update for all my TRUE and HONEST friends out there:
1) I am STRAIGHT! I am STRAIGHT! Get it through your thick skulls, numbskulls!
2) My name is not Ian Brandon Something.
3) Kacey is coming with me now. I have stolen her from the other Christian Weston Chandler.
REMINDER: I am still the one and only true creator of sonichu and rosechu electric hedgehog pokemon
Posted On:7/19/2003 2:21am
Who is that addressed to and how?
Posted On:7/19/2003 2:41am
Looks and smells like McDojo...I love their "technique of the month"...CRAP.
Any fool swinging a belt at a knife attacker is asking for a tickled ribs or a beautifull trail of intestines...his own:)
Listen up....There is no dragons...purple,green,black,white,happy,drunk,fly ing or hung over...
people got to stop DOING CRACK COCAINE....Get serious with Martial Arts and give up all the ANIMAL CRACKER NONSENSE...
If you want to be taken seriously, get serious!!!!
Posted On:7/19/2003 7:20am
well the 'soke' is called don sumat or other and the style is called donjitsu, hmmm obviously completly traditional hehehehhehe very fuckin likly, , why do these basardised arts try and pass em selves of as tma, becaus if they said they were mma thay'd have more challenges and there 'founders ' cant fight for shite!
Stand and Deliver!
Posted On:7/19/2003 8:29am
Style: JKD Concepts, Kyokushin
Isn't purple the gay colour anyway?
Le Grill?? What the hell is that?!! - Homer Simpson
"Onward we stagger, and if the tanks come, may God help the tanks." - Col. William O. Darby
Posted On:7/19/2003 8:56am
i imagine i'd be totally incapacited if someone ripped the skin off my neck. not at all really pissed off and even more ready to totally fucking kill you (if those were my intentions).
can't wait for next months technique. It'll be hard to beat this one.
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