Quote Originally Posted by Dochter
There are these other directions. I like to call them North and South.

The drive is more typically ~7 hours (one-way), current weather conditions have made it worse.
You must live up near me, if I head west across Park Valley we hit the metropolis of Montelo, Oasis, then the city of Wells, and if we are fealling ancy, Elko.

And it would help a resident of the state of Hawaii if you say Ewa (west) Diamond Head (east) Town (south) Country (north).