Kung Fu Qigong magazine

KC Elbows · Posted On: 2/14/2003 1:03pm

JKDChick, I can tie a really small knot if you need help.

**JKDChick** · Posted On: 2/14/2003 1:06pm

Oh ... uh ... thanks.
(small voice)
Now I'm scared. Asia, hold me!

(board breaks with a kick)
"Is that it? I feel like I should bow, or have honor or something."
-- Buffy the Vampire Slayer, "Once More, With Feeling"

KC Elbows · Posted On: 2/14/2003 1:34pm

It's okay, don't worry, the traditionalists start with a mini. THEN you pull a truck. See, perfectly safe.

**magikchiongson** · Posted On: 2/14/2003 2:08pm

At first I thought that guy was Bolo Yeung, then I looked closer. But damn I dunno Kung Fu is weird, but a guy that can drag a truck with his genitals is a guy that can drag a truck with his genitals.

You should here about this McNeil guy, I was reading an article about him, on how he learned Tai Chi, Splashing hands ect.. then I read on about how he was personally trained by some guy on Taoist Sex Chi stuff... I mean that just sounds funky, "Hi my name is McNeil and I was personally taught by an old Chinese guy on the arts of Taoist Sex Chikung," .......................

**PizDoff** · Posted On: 2/14/2003 2:38pm

http://store.yahoo.com/martialartsmart/prjt001.html

time to "whip out" the credit cards

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There are only three types of people in the world; those who can count and those who can't.

KC Elbows · Posted On: 2/14/2003 2:43pm

Taoist sex stuff isn't really as magical as they make it sound. Here, let me sum it up for you:

If you know taoist breathing, you can stop ejaculating by doing the breathing at the right moment, and you can do it over and over, and eventually distinguish the difference between orgasm and ejaculation, once you can do that, you can have as many orgasms as you feel like, as long as you don't ejaculate. Plus it doesn't tire you out so much. Plus it teaches you good posture. And a calm mind while doing it(actually, it doesn't necessarily teach you a calm mind, you have to have a calm mind while doing it, or you'll definitely lose it and make a mess that IGBJJ's would be proud of).

Odds are, it's a trick asian royals came up with to please their many mistresses while reducing the risk of both tiring themselves out and having too many kids. All in all, a good trick to know, but if you wish to make a lifelong practice of it, you have to be with a woman who wants that, or it can cause friction. Hehehehe.

And that's all I'm gonna say on that topic.

**PizDoff** · Posted On: 2/14/2003 2:45pm

" Plus it teaches you good posture."

good posture AHAHAHAHAHAHH!!!!!!!

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There are only three types of people in the world; those who can count and those who can't.

**Gezere** · Posted On: 2/14/2003 2:56pm

Ah I see PD has seen the latest issue.

For some reason while I was reading this I kept thinking PD would have a feild day with this. And I was right! The only other thing I am waiting for is the AK chinese Ninja crowd trying to pick up the TAIJI MUDRA!!!!

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Xiao Ao Jiang Hu Zhi Dong Fang Bu Bai (Laughing Proud Warrior Invinsible Asia) Emporer of Baji!!! THE FIRST LINE OF DEFENSE AGAINST THE UNITED AUSSIE FRONT!!

"I love you Asia" - I Give BJJs Posted - December 25 2002 : 10:40:09

**magikchiongson** · Posted On: 2/14/2003 3:00pm

Hmmm, I don't have any Chinese Quigong Sex Tricks, but this works for me. Save some money and instead of taping BJJ vs Karate tape, you and your girl while "groundfighting" YOU LAST FOREVER!

KC Elbows · Posted On: 2/14/2003 3:09pm

Magik,
or the old "you be karate, I'll be bjj- your ass is mine!" tape.

On the flip side, the lame end of the taoist techniques is that, until you get them down, sex is relegated to a rather predictable pattern of motions and limitations.