Kung Fu Qigong magazine

**PeedeeShaolin** · Posted On: 2/14/2003 12:33pm

This magazine is the fukking NUTTIEST I've ever read. I spent over an hour reading it COVER to COVER last night and STILL couldn't tell if it was a fukking PARODY or not.

Seriously. http://ezine.kungfumagazine.com/

They have shiit inside it ranging from people that can chop metal to people that pull trains with their genitals. This months issue is the FUNNIEST SHIZNITZ you'll ever read. I almost think its a joke and that its written more for comedy than anything else.

I know that some people from here post on that forum but its really some wacky shiit. This issue had some CRAZY looking
Chinese guy with a rop tied to his cock lifting iron rings with his willy. He even sports a fukking AFRO and is wearing LEOPARD PRINT LEG WARMERS! I swear to GOD this is true.

They then show him painting a fukking picture while standing on top of raw eggs without breaking them. It even has a whole article about that "super secret and devestating system".....Iron Crotch.

Alas, I am not kidding.

The pictures in this magazine alone are worth the price tag and I will openly admit that I ordered a subscription immediately. This mag is THAT FUNNY.

KC Elbows · Posted On: 2/14/2003 12:41pm

I've seen footage of him pulling a truck with his trouser snake. No joke. A whole truck. With people on it.

**PeedeeShaolin** · Posted On: 2/14/2003 12:44pm

LOL....but cmon KC.....whats with the fuzzy leopard leg warmers man? And the whole standing on the eggs while painting ****? Its REALLY bizarre..... And why would you WANT to pull a truck with your pee pee??

**Omen Stone** · Posted On: 2/14/2003 12:48pm

lol, some people need better hobbies, training your dick so you can pull a bus isn't a healthy hobbie.

"A California man has been taken to court for stalking Anna Nicole Smith. The man has been charged with invasion of privacy, illegal trespassing, and having really bad taste."-Conan

KC Elbows · Posted On: 2/14/2003 12:48pm

Hey, I'm just saying what I saw. As for the attire, I thought you already knew us kung fu guys go big for colors and silk and stuff. I mean, every time I've seen pan qing fu demo, he's wearing gold lamee. That's our version of shaved heads and tats, though we've got plenty of dragon tats.

**PeedeeShaolin** · Posted On: 2/14/2003 12:50pm

LOL alright I'm down with that then. I'm not saying the guy is a dikkhead or anything but, you have to admit, if your not used to seeing that kind of stuff it IS a little strange when you first see it.

KC Elbows · Posted On: 2/14/2003 12:54pm

Oh, I'm not meaning to give you a hard time or disagree or anything, some of these guys do dress like David Lee Roth on a bad day. And obviously it's an unusual use of a penis. Supposedly, it's a chi king practice. I sort of pay no attention to that side of some kung fu schools.

KC Elbows · Posted On: 2/14/2003 12:55pm

In otherwords, don't let me cramp your style.

**JKDChick** · Posted On: 2/14/2003 1:00pm

Boner-Jitsu.
Well, that's sexist. How am I supposed to learn those forms?

(board breaks with a kick)
"Is that it? I feel like I should bow, or have honor or something."
-- Buffy the Vampire Slayer, "Once More, With Feeling"

**Omen Stone** · Posted On: 2/14/2003 1:02pm

lol

"A California man has been taken to court for stalking Anna Nicole Smith. The man has been charged with invasion of privacy, illegal trespassing, and having really bad taste."-Conan