Surrealist Instructor Names

**JKDChick** · Posted On: 2/14/2003 10:35am

I was browsing the "Links" section and ran across this JJ McDojo:
The American Federation of Jujitsu.

On their instructor list? This is one of the names:
8th Black Lord Utmost Amor EL Dark Dragon Jujitsu

Can't you just see this guy in your head? Gotta be like 300 pounds and wears "ninja" robes all the time. Probably has lots of Kligon weapons on his walls. Plays Everquest all day in his mom's basement, where he's an "elf paladin" named Duke Shadow Night-wolf, Death Clan Sensei of the Outer Dimensions.

(board breaks with a kick)
"Is that it? I feel like I should bow, or have honor or something."
-- Buffy the Vampire Slayer, "Once More, With Feeling"

**Chuck** · Posted On: 2/14/2003 10:41am

JKDChick: That sounds good. "Utmost Amor EL Dark Dragon Jujitsu".

I need to start making money. Maybe he'll let me frnchise out? Naw, what am I saying, I'm still in TKD. (I have read the Tao of Jeet Kune Do a couple of times. Did you realize that the title translates to "The way of the Intercepting Fist Way"? Lee did, but decided most Yankees wouldn't.)

**JKDChick** · Posted On: 2/14/2003 10:53am

I suspect Bruce had a fairly sarcastic sense of humor.

(board breaks with a kick)
"Is that it? I feel like I should bow, or have honor or something."
-- Buffy the Vampire Slayer, "Once More, With Feeling"

**strats36** · Posted On: 2/14/2003 12:31pm

JKDChick: That sounds good. "Utmost Amor EL Dark Dragon Jujitsu".

I need to start making money. Maybe he'll let me frnchise out? Naw, what am I saying, I'm still in TKD. (I have read the Tao of Jeet Kune Do a couple of times. Did you realize that the title translates to "The way of the Intercepting Fist Way"? Lee did, but decided most Yankees wouldn't.)

"What would you try if you knew you couldn't fail?"

You could also say the title of the book is Jeet Kune Do Do :) Sort of like saying ATM machine. Automatic Teller Machine machine.