My guns bigger than Scrapper's!
Posted On:2/14/2003 2:23am
Threads like this make me wonder.
If I envoke my ALMOST ALMIGHTY MOD POWERS (note: must come up with a way to wrestle more power away from KC. Must continue mad shceme to rule the world!) and delete senseless thread, shut I know what your thinking, will that make me a FORUM NAZI as IGBJJ implies? And being said NAZI should I care?
Xiao Ao Jiang Hu Zhi Dong Fang Bu Bai (Laughing Proud Warrior Invinsible Asia) Emporer of Baji!!! THE FIRST LINE OF DEFENSE AGAINST THE UNITED AUSSIE FRONT!!
"I love you Asia" - I Give BJJs Posted - December 25 2002 : 10:40:09
Xiao Ao Jiang Hu Zhi Dong Fang Bu Bai (Laughing Proud Warrior Invincible Asia) Dark Emperor of Baji!!!
Didn't anyone ever tell him a fat man could never be a ninja
You can't practice Judo just to win a Judo Match! You practice so that no matter what happens, you can win using Judo!
The key to fighting two men at once is to be much tougher than both of them.
Posted On:2/14/2003 3:35am
OMG, this guy is either totally insane or a bad troll.
Either way he NEEDS to be put down now, and the world ridded
Of his stupidity.
The story of a woman on the morning of a war,
Remind me if you will exactly what we're fighting for.
"You realise the transformations give a man enough strength to destroy a truck with his bare hands!?
YOU HAVE BETRAYED ME, IN THE WORST POSSIBLE MANNER!!" - KiWarrior
"Sport ? That kind of thing's not my bag baby!" - Sammy Franco
"This system was developed with the help of notible BJJ fighter Ribbon Muchado." - "Sifu" Anthony Iglesias
Posted On:2/14/2003 8:47am
[Eyes Asia suspiciously]
Posted On:2/14/2003 9:48am
Style: JKD, BJJ
I locked his other threads because they were specific attacks against someone who can't retaliate in an over-arching manner. PeeDee can take care of himself.
I didn't lock this thread because it's a generalised comment -- stupid though it is -- and I welcome debate.
[smiles sweetly at Asia and KC, palming the vial of nerve poison and edging towards their coffee cups]
(board breaks with a kick)
"Is that it? I feel like I should bow, or have honor or something."
-- Buffy the Vampire Slayer, "Once More, With Feeling"
Monkey Ninjas! Attack!
The Man with No Neck
Style: submission wrestling
Reading a post on a computer bulletin board that states "...COMPUTERS HAVE POISONED YOUR MINDS". I guess they don't teach irony in jr. high school.
"I had once talked to Billy Conn, the boxer, about professionals versus amateurs - specifically street fighters. One had always heard rumors of champions being taken out by back-alley fighters. Conn was scornful. "Aw, it's like hitting a girl," he said. "They're nothing."
- George Plimpton
Posted On:2/14/2003 10:26am
Style: Kyokushinkai / Kajukenbo
is this guy Jamoke on meth?
&gt;&gt;&gt;Always walk on a bright, wide road. If you choose to live with your right posture, you don't have to go on a dark road or a malodorous place. Oyama
"Preparing mentally, the most important thing is, if you aren't doing it for the love of it, then don't do it." - Benny Urquidez
Posted On:2/14/2003 10:56am
Hey, he's no relation !!
Think I'm getting too old for this...
Posted On:2/14/2003 10:58am
The coffee's pretty good today. Is that citrus I smell?
Neutral, or nearly so
Posted On:2/14/2003 11:45am
Boyd, that's actually one of my working hypotheses for kungfools. Its all a joke. Like Alter7nate, lots of blathering but no actual stake in any of it. Of course KFss is a little more OC about it all.
**Oh my god! I don't wanna go to THE STREET mommy! All the mean crazy psycho ninjas pick on me and take my lunch money.**
Such as thou art, sometime was I.
Posted On:2/14/2003 11:53am
Style: Brazilian Jiujitsu
IGBJJs just wants to see you in jackboots and lederhosen. It's the sadomasochistic sexuality that draws him to your Nazism.
Hey guys...if you guys like, really poison each other and you all, like, die...does that mean that Osiris and I will be forced to take up your responsibilities? We lack seniority, but we have been prolific. Hey Os..."We'll lead as two kings..."
**The most miraculous power that can verifiably be attributed to "chi" is its ability to be all things to virtually all people, depending on what version of the superstition they are attempting to defend at any given moment.**
Normally, I'd say I was grappling, but I was taking down and mounting people, and JFS has kindly informed us that takedowns and being mounted are neither grappling nor anti grappling, so I'm not sure what the **** I was doing. Maybe schroedinger's sparring, where it's neither grappling nor anti-grappling until somoene observes it and collapses the waveform, and then I RNC a cat to death.----fatherdog
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