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  • Snake: Metal Gear Solid 3

    141 27.33%
  • Bryan Fury: Tekken

    26 5.04%
  • The Marine: Doom

    55 10.66%
  • Duke Nukem: Duke Nukem

    104 20.16%
  • Mario: Super Mario Brothers

    21 4.07%
  • Gordan Freeman: Half-Life(?)

    22 4.26%
  • Kenshiro: Fist of the North Star

    27 5.23%
  • Mr. Domino: Mr. Domino

    2 0.39%
  • Luigi: Super Mario Brothers

    22 4.26%
  • Dante: Devil May Cry

    31 6.01%
  • Other: Write in your own

    65 12.60%
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  1. Equipoise is offline
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    Posted On:
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    Hell yeah! Hell no!
    Cleaning flaming mucous off of your combat armor, taking a right cross by an 8 foot skeleton that wears a vest with shoulder mounted rpg's, and dodging rockets shot by 30 story demon > picking bullet out of your head with a knife.
  2. IzzyDaHedgehog is offline

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     Style: Ex-TKD, BJJ, Muay Thai

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    Thank you, I believe I am vindicated.
    sudo make me a sandwich!
  3. Stick is offline
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    Posted On:
    12/31/2004 4:30pm

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    Gordon Freeman takes the title by expeditious use of crowbar to t3h skull.

    The man never says anything, ever: stone cold killer. He has a pHd from MIT so you figure he'd never shut up, but no, he keeps his smarts to himself, never says "ow", never complains, he doesn't even need to taunt his enemies cause he just knows they're gonna die.

    How else is Gordon Freeman the manliest digital cock of the walk? He wears huge ass plastic 50's glasses like those hard asses that work the NASA mission control room, that's how! He's a man with glasses that doesn't feel the need to get contacts to make himself seem manlier. Those coke-bottle lenses are windows into the soul of the Genghis Kahn of the nuclear physicist set.

    Gordon Freeman does not sneak into his great enemy's fortress, he walks through the front door, into an obvious trap, and still kills everything in sight! If Gordon needs to get somewhere, he's so confident in his ability to kill everything that he feels perfectly comfortable riding on public transportation.

    Gordon Freeman is smarter than everyone else as evident by the fact that evreyone else is dead and he's left standing there with some of their entrails hanging off his crowbar.

    Also he kills people with toilet seats, filing cabinets, and dumpsters and that's damn manly.
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    My guns bigger than Scrapper's!

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    Posted On:
    12/31/2004 4:46pm

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    What about DANTE? The man gots style!
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    Posted On:
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    Join us... or die
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    How'd I know...?

    The "Jump on their head" attack doesn't work on the street.
    If anyone could jump that high, it would!
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    Posted On:
    12/31/2004 4:56pm

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    Save for the part where you'd slip and fall on the broken glass and lava.
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    Posted On:
    12/31/2004 5:32pm

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    Did anybody realize that in order to kick Snake's ass, you had to clone him to get the job done?

    - Why didn't EVA shoot Snake while he was sleeping? If she did, Snake would have just plucked the bullet out of his head with his knife, then hunt her down before feeding her his solid snake.

    - When Snake was cornered at the waterfall by the Ocelot unit, he jumped. He figured that the fall would have a better chance at killing him than a firing squad.

    - Snake only found out that he was being tortured when Volgin took the bag off of his head.

    - Snake aimed the RPG using his eye patch because he figured that the Commies should have a chance to live.

    Communist Russia is pretty much hell. So Snake has been there and kicked ass.
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    Quote Originally Posted by IzzyDaHedgehog
    What about....Duke Nukem, the Marine (I don't know if he has a name) from Doom, the guys from Double Dragon, or the characters from Contra? Those are just off the top of my head.
    Notwithstanding Snake's machismo, I think this pretty much says it all.
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    Okay, but the thing is, you CAN kick Snake's ass. It's hard and requires between three and four flaming air guitars, but it can be done.



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    3) Kacey is coming with me now. I have stolen her from the other Christian Weston Chandler.

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