View Poll Results: Who is the Manliest Video Game Character?
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Snake: Metal Gear Solid 3
Bryan Fury: Tekken
The Marine: Doom
Duke Nukem: Duke Nukem
Mario: Super Mario Brothers
Gordan Freeman: Half-Life(?)
Kenshiro: Fist of the North Star
Mr. Domino: Mr. Domino
Luigi: Super Mario Brothers
Dante: Devil May Cry
Other: Write in your own
12/31/2004 3:49pm, #11
Cleaning flaming mucous off of your combat armor, taking a right cross by an 8 foot skeleton that wears a vest with shoulder mounted rpg's, and dodging rockets shot by 30 story demon > picking bullet out of your head with a knife.
12/31/2004 4:17pm, #12
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Thank you, I believe I am vindicated.sudo make me a sandwich!
12/31/2004 4:30pm, #13
Gordon Freeman takes the title by expeditious use of crowbar to t3h skull.
The man never says anything, ever: stone cold killer. He has a pHd from MIT so you figure he'd never shut up, but no, he keeps his smarts to himself, never says "ow", never complains, he doesn't even need to taunt his enemies cause he just knows they're gonna die.
How else is Gordon Freeman the manliest digital cock of the walk? He wears huge ass plastic 50's glasses like those hard asses that work the NASA mission control room, that's how! He's a man with glasses that doesn't feel the need to get contacts to make himself seem manlier. Those coke-bottle lenses are windows into the soul of the Genghis Kahn of the nuclear physicist set.
Gordon Freeman does not sneak into his great enemy's fortress, he walks through the front door, into an obvious trap, and still kills everything in sight! If Gordon needs to get somewhere, he's so confident in his ability to kill everything that he feels perfectly comfortable riding on public transportation.
Gordon Freeman is smarter than everyone else as evident by the fact that evreyone else is dead and he's left standing there with some of their entrails hanging off his crowbar.
Also he kills people with toilet seats, filing cabinets, and dumpsters and that's damn manly.
12/31/2004 4:46pm, #14
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- Rhineland Pfalz, Der Vaderland
What about DANTE? The man gots style!
Xiao Ao Jiang Hu Zhi Dong Fang Bu Bai (Laughing Proud Warrior Invincible Asia) Dark Emperor of Baji!!!
Didn't anyone ever tell him a fat man could never be a ninja
You can't practice Judo just to win a Judo Match! You practice so that no matter what happens, you can win using Judo!The key to fighting two men at once is to be much tougher than both of them.
12/31/2004 4:47pm, #15
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- NE Wisconsin
12/31/2004 4:54pm, #16
The "Jump on their head" attack doesn't work on the street."Prison is for rapists, thieves and murderers. If you lock someone up for smoking a plant that makes them happy, you're the fucking criminal." - Joe Rogan
El Guapo says dance!
12/31/2004 4:56pm, #17
Save for the part where you'd slip and fall on the broken glass and lava.
12/31/2004 5:32pm, #18
Did anybody realize that in order to kick Snake's ass, you had to clone him to get the job done?
- Why didn't EVA shoot Snake while he was sleeping? If she did, Snake would have just plucked the bullet out of his head with his knife, then hunt her down before feeding her his solid snake.
- When Snake was cornered at the waterfall by the Ocelot unit, he jumped. He figured that the fall would have a better chance at killing him than a firing squad.
- Snake only found out that he was being tortured when Volgin took the bag off of his head.
- Snake aimed the RPG using his eye patch because he figured that the Commies should have a chance to live.
Communist Russia is pretty much hell. So Snake has been there and kicked ass.
12/31/2004 5:50pm, #19Originally Posted by IzzyDaHedgehog"Onward we stagger, and if the tanks come, may God help the tanks." - Col. William O. Darby
12/31/2004 5:55pm, #20
Okay, but the thing is, you CAN kick Snake's ass. It's hard and requires between three and four flaming air guitars, but it can be done.
Now. Mr. Domino. No one can stop him. Not another Mr. Domino, not Col. Volgin, not even Aerosmith. He's invincible.Captain's Log: Just a little update for all my TRUE and HONEST friends out there:
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