Steven Seagal's Weightlifting Routine

[DanSevering]

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Because he's the world's biggest asshole. As for being a good fighter, who's he ever beaten?
Let's check the tale of the tape:
Height: 6'4"
Weight: 312lbs
Chest: 26"
Waist: 62"
bicep: 5"
Cardio: Lardio
neck: #2 (as in "pencil," not counting triple chin)
Ass: Horse's (thus the ponytail)
Bench: used as chair at dinner table to FIT his fat ass
Squat: Can't do diddly

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[DanSevering]

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Half past the horse's ass, you mean?

I could tell he was an a-hole the first time I saw him, from the phony one-sidedness of the fights, while his arrogance, hypocrisy and self-absorbtion were so obvious that he was trying to impress and intimidate everyone into thinking how cool he was, but succeeded only in making people hate him.




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[DanSevering]

Dudes & Dudesess,

Was not he weight routine to 16 year old girls? His cardio work-out is running from the Mob!!

LAter-um-Much!

I'm sure the girls kicked his ass too, while his mob-involvement makes it clear once and for all that he's a total sleazebag with no redeeming qualities.

[DanSevering]

>One well trained fighter with his hands would be all that was needed to take Seagul down few pegs.

You think he'd need his hands?

Or maybe a sleeper hold :-)

"URINE trouble, Stevie!"

[Hiji kime]

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What are you talking about-- his movies? He's NEVER been in a competition to my knowledge. Maybe he should go on tour with Micheal Jackson as poster-children for mental illness.


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I was talking about his demonstration on Japan..

[Gezere]

I get the feeling Dan really doesn't like Steven Seagul. But I can't say for sure. Come on Dan tell us what you really think of him.<img src=icon_smile_big.gif border=0 align=middle>

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[DanSevering]

And you DO? :D
As for me, consider my stance as a pitbull who's never going to let go of him 'til blubber-lungs has mumbled his last mumble; everything about him violates every principle there is. He's all about himself, but he's even a hypocrite about THAT (and everything else) by trying to say how great a guy he is, how he's a peaceful bhuddist and aikidoka while he's obviously the opposite of either, etc.
If he's going to hype himself, he can expect to be ridiculed for his hypocrisy just like any other bullshit artist or famous a-hole.

"BARBARA STREISAND!" --Eric Cartman using what he thought was the filthiest word ever (lucky he didn't say SEAGAL!)

[DanSevering]

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I was talking about his demonstration on Japan..

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Since when is a demonstration competitive? I suppose you think what David Copperfield does is real too?

[DanSevering]

I get the feeling Dan really doesn't like Steven Seagul. But I can't say for sure. Come on Dan tell us what you really think of him.<img src=icon_smile_big.gif border=0 align=middle>

Ok- remember the movie "South Park: Bigger, Longer and Uncut" when Eric Cartman says "BARBARA STREISAND!" as the filthiest word ever spoken? He was wrong-- it's STEVEN SEAGAL.