Pictures of Wanderlei Silva training for his upcoming match

**lifetime** · Posted On: 1/05/2005 12:53am

So if the photographer suddenly said 'fock this' and punted the baby away, do you think he'd have time to run before the Axe Murderer axe murders him? I mean seriously do you think Silva would go after the baby first or take out the photographer?

**Boyd** · Posted On: 1/05/2005 1:06am

It must be hard for Silva to procreate, given that he will ONLY have sex with women on their period.

**lifetime** · Posted On: 1/05/2005 2:01am

How the **** do you know this? :confused:

**Vihsadas** · Posted On: 1/05/2005 2:29pm

Originally Posted by Boyd

It must be hard for Silva to procreate, given that he will ONLY have sex with women on their period.

(Vihsadas scratches head)
what.

**Shuma-Gorath** · Posted On: 1/05/2005 3:48pm

Originally Posted by Boyd

if that photographer ran up and stomped the baby then attacked Wanderlei, do you think Silva would be so emotionally distraught the photographer could beat him, or do you think Silva would snap and murder him?

There would be no need to cremate the remains.

**Otaku Waffle** · Posted On: 1/06/2005 5:51am

Originally Posted by lifetime

So if the photographer suddenly said 'fock this' and punted the baby away, do you think he'd have time to run before the Axe Murderer axe murders him? I mean seriously do you think Silva would go after the baby first or take out the photographer?

I think his first CONSCIOUS action would be to go for the baby. However, in the 0.1 seconds it would take him to start going after the baby, he'll have had enough time to reflexively decapitate Suicide McSuicidal the punting photographer.

**Boyd** · Posted On: 1/06/2005 5:49pm

I think Silva would go back to his natural instincts, scream "PULL!!" and blast the baby out of the air

**Vihsadas** · Posted On: 1/06/2005 8:57pm

Originally Posted by Boyd

if that photographer ran up and stomped the baby then attacked Wanderlei, do you think Silva would be so emotionally distraught the photographer could beat him, or do you think Silva would snap and murder him?

I don't think that the Photographer would have enough time to stomp the baby, before Silva had already landed 14.5 knees to his face. :D