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Learn to become Invisible
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Posted On:
12/27/2004 3:26pm--
I'm thinking that a duel between these Ki/Chi/qi dogs would look an awful lot like Cartman in that South Park episode where he pretends to be a psychic detective.
I can see it now...They put their fingers to their temples, squeeze their eyes shut like they're constipated and make strange 'magic' noises, all while listening to crappy techno from the Mortal Kombat soundtrack. And neither one of them will give up, until they decide tyo stop and acknowledge each other's strength in the Force, because they must be seriously badass to stand up to the Might of (insert lame 'craft' name here). And when that session of mutual masturbation is over, they'll go home to mommy and write in their web-logs about how much of a drain that fight was, and how good it is that they are all on the same side or how bad the world would suffer if they were enemies.
It'll only get worse, as they get older and want to get laid, and can't justify the "I am abstaining from sex because it keeps my aura pure" bullshit. Then they'll really get frustrated, and their reality will deviate further from the norm until they go crazy and try to strangle some poor clerk at the grocery, or worse yet: their mothers, because her Ki was too strong and she resisted his super ki-sex spell.
The comraderie of the dojo would do these kids a world of good. Too bad their ego precludes getting involved with something that they are not instant masters at. Someone needs to get these kids into a real dojo, maybe help them pick up some style pointers, and get them some social skills before we have another Columbine.
Respectfully,
Ray Nelson"Courageous, untroubled, mocking and violent -- that is what Wisdom wants us to be. Wisdom is a woman, and loves only a warrior."
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Posted On:
12/27/2004 3:45pm
Style: Peace Fu--
Hey I resent that comment about social skills.
I am a hermit and I have not killed anyone nor had the inclination.
I also abstain from sex, but thats because quite 99% of the local women I am attracted to
from first glance end up wanting husbands.
Why dont one of you guys who has a dojo invite them for a free lesson?
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Posted On:
12/27/2004 4:29pm
Style: Judo--
PROOF! Hey check it out these kids really can shoot ki balls!
http://thepowerswithin.com/phpBB2/viewtopic.php?t=25
Man he could kill someone with that! -
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12/27/2004 11:12pm--
Originally Posted by Gringo Grande
Well, it's not me, and I'm trolling 'em pretty badly.DIDN'T YOU KNOW?! The Chinese know everything! And they knew it 4,000 years before YOU did!
"Yes. Yes I am. I'm clearly illiterate and dictating this post to a squadron of several dozen trained jumping beans I've coearced into living on my keyboard, each named after a letter or character, which bounce up and down as I call their names." -JohnnyCache -
Perpetually Punchdrunk
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Posted On:
12/28/2004 1:21am
Style: TKD, MT--
Unless you're a member of the clergy (and even those guys are pretty dodgy these days), I sincerely doubt there's a single man out there who would willingly abstain from sex if he had a choice either way. It's a lot easier to abstain from sex when you're not getting any. Which is not a slam on you either way, just a quiet observation
Originally Posted by NichirenX
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12/28/2004 2:23am--
Just when you thought there weren't anymore, I find this: http://followerkhuli.proboards38.com/index.cgi This has been referenced a couple times by various radki'ers. I can't find much "martial" information on it on a cursory glance, but there is a forum for swords and swordsmithery... which for some reason or another I can't access. It's really too bad, because I would love to hear about how their $50, 440 stainless steel/ aluminum katana is t3h cooln3ss.
DIDN'T YOU KNOW?! The Chinese know everything! And they knew it 4,000 years before YOU did!
"Yes. Yes I am. I'm clearly illiterate and dictating this post to a squadron of several dozen trained jumping beans I've coearced into living on my keyboard, each named after a letter or character, which bounce up and down as I call their names." -JohnnyCache -
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12/28/2004 6:58am -
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Posted On:
12/28/2004 9:16am--
Yeah, they've deleted my comments too. It looks like someone else besides us is having fun too. lol, I was wondering who vae was.
Originally Posted by IamBaytor
DIDN'T YOU KNOW?! The Chinese know everything! And they knew it 4,000 years before YOU did!
"Yes. Yes I am. I'm clearly illiterate and dictating this post to a squadron of several dozen trained jumping beans I've coearced into living on my keyboard, each named after a letter or character, which bounce up and down as I call their names." -JohnnyCache



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