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  1. The Wastrel is offline
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    Such as thou art, sometime was I.

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    Fedor Emelianenko (Russia) vs. Antonio Rodrigo Nogueira (Brazil)

    This fight will awaken the latest incarnation of the terrible Japanese city-terrorizing lizard, Hella-Godzilla 2004, who has been sleeping peacefully on the ocean floor, waking up occasionally to browse the internet and post negative reviews at Amazon of the 1998 Roland Emmerich travesty. The winner, if any remains standing, will absorb the powers of his slain opponent (Fedor's Nuclear Freeze Breath or Nog's ability to shoot Flaming Minotaurs from his eyes) and be forced to fight off Hella-Godzilla and save civilization.

    - Hidehiko Yoshida (Japan) vs. Rulon Gardner (USA)

    If Gardner wins then the world won't be worth saving. Also, if he wins, Karelin intimidates the Russian Duma into declaring war on Wyoming.

    - Wanderlei Silva (Brazil) vs. Kazushi Sakuraba (Japan)

    Wanderlei Silva by pyrokinesis.

    - Mirko Filipovic “Cro Cop” (Croatia) vs. Kevin Randleman (USA)

    Is there any point? As long as they allow Cro Cop to fight with RoboCop legs carefully painted to resemble human flesh, there is no chance of him losing.

    - Dan Henderson (USA) vs. Yuki Kondo (Japan)

    My teacher took a last-minute fight against Kondo awhile back and lost. So, Kondo.


    - Takanori Gomi (Japan) vs. Jens Pulver (USA)

    I fell asleep composing this part.

    - Paolo “Giant” Silva (Brazil) vs. Choi Mu Bae (Korea)

    One dead Choi can beat three live Kims, as the Koreans say. I don't know how many Chois can take how many Silvas, or what kind of condition he would have to be in. No proverb for that one. Choi by Tae Geuk Gi strangle.

    - Yoji Anjo (Japan) vs. Ryan Gracie (Brazil)

    Ryan Gracie by Fremen knife fashioned from the tooth of a great sandworm.
    Normally, I'd say I was grappling, but I was taking down and mounting people, and JFS has kindly informed us that takedowns and being mounted are neither grappling nor anti grappling, so I'm not sure what the **** I was doing. Maybe schroedinger's sparring, where it's neither grappling nor anti-grappling until somoene observes it and collapses the waveform, and then I RNC a cat to death.----fatherdog
  2. Dr. Fagbot Q. MacGillicuddy, PhD is offline
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    You are in a lot of trouble.

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    minotaurs? don't be ridiculous.
    Quote Originally Posted by Hedgehogey
    FORM AN ACROBATIC BRIDGE ACROSS OMEGA'S GOOCH
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    Bleep bleep blip bloop
  3. PizDoff is offline

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Wastrel
    - Yoji Anjo (Japan) vs. Ryan Gracie (Brazil)

    Ryan Gracie by Fremen knife fashioned from the tooth of a great sandworm.
    Excellent.




    Since we don't have an updated card always...


    Stefan Leko (Germany) vs. Ikuhisa Minowa (Japan)
    Not sure what Leko is going to weigh in at, but if he can keep it standing he wins.
    Leko TKO victory by strikes.


    Makoto Takimoto (Japan) vs. Henry “Sentoryu” Miller (USA)
    I have no idea who Takimoto is, but Miller has developed some boxing skills as witnessed by his last quick victory over Mal Foki. He just needs to stay from side mount. He is from the same camp (?) as Sakuraba, and Sakuraba is pretty good against anyone named Gracie and this has nothing to do with anything.
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    Dirty bulking.
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     Guy Who Pays the Bills and Gets the Death Threats Style: MMA (Retired)

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    AHAHAHA.. Greatest Pic Ever! Someone needs to convincingly photoshop two kids standing next to him crying.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Phrost
    AHAHAHA.. Greatest Pic Ever! Someone needs to convincingly photoshop two Brazilian kids standing next to him crying.
    Pre-emptive fixed! :thumbsup:
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  7. HAPKO3 is offline
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    Quote Originally Posted by PeedeeShaolin
    So basically Fedor has all the technique of Tank Abbot with an armbar thrown in for good measure.

    Cheers for Fedor.
    say what?
    You say what about my rice?
  8. Phrost is offline
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     Guy Who Pays the Bills and Gets the Death Threats Style: MMA (Retired)

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    Nog seriously needs to work on his takedowns. A few weeks with Team Quest will do him wonders.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Phrost
    Nog seriously needs to work on his takedowns. A few weeks with Team Quest will do him wonders.
    My friend was saying the exact same thing tonight. But won't BTT discourage training with other grappling teams?
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