Thread: Time for PRIDE Shockwave picks
12/23/2004 5:38pm, #51
Fedor Emelianenko (Russia) vs. Antonio Rodrigo Nogueira (Brazil)
This fight will awaken the latest incarnation of the terrible Japanese city-terrorizing lizard, Hella-Godzilla 2004, who has been sleeping peacefully on the ocean floor, waking up occasionally to browse the internet and post negative reviews at Amazon of the 1998 Roland Emmerich travesty. The winner, if any remains standing, will absorb the powers of his slain opponent (Fedor's Nuclear Freeze Breath or Nog's ability to shoot Flaming Minotaurs from his eyes) and be forced to fight off Hella-Godzilla and save civilization.
- Hidehiko Yoshida (Japan) vs. Rulon Gardner (USA)
If Gardner wins then the world won't be worth saving. Also, if he wins, Karelin intimidates the Russian Duma into declaring war on Wyoming.
- Wanderlei Silva (Brazil) vs. Kazushi Sakuraba (Japan)
Wanderlei Silva by pyrokinesis.
- Mirko Filipovic “Cro Cop” (Croatia) vs. Kevin Randleman (USA)
Is there any point? As long as they allow Cro Cop to fight with RoboCop legs carefully painted to resemble human flesh, there is no chance of him losing.
- Dan Henderson (USA) vs. Yuki Kondo (Japan)
My teacher took a last-minute fight against Kondo awhile back and lost. So, Kondo.
- Takanori Gomi (Japan) vs. Jens Pulver (USA)
I fell asleep composing this part.
- Paolo “Giant” Silva (Brazil) vs. Choi Mu Bae (Korea)
One dead Choi can beat three live Kims, as the Koreans say. I don't know how many Chois can take how many Silvas, or what kind of condition he would have to be in. No proverb for that one. Choi by Tae Geuk Gi strangle.
- Yoji Anjo (Japan) vs. Ryan Gracie (Brazil)
Ryan Gracie by Fremen knife fashioned from the tooth of a great sandworm.Normally, I'd say I was grappling, but I was taking down and mounting people, and JFS has kindly informed us that takedowns and being mounted are neither grappling nor anti grappling, so I'm not sure what the **** I was doing. Maybe schroedinger's sparring, where it's neither grappling nor anti-grappling until somoene observes it and collapses the waveform, and then I RNC a cat to death.----fatherdog
12/23/2004 6:25pm, #52
minotaurs? don't be ridiculous.Originally Posted by HedgehogeyOriginally Posted by Kidspatula
12/23/2004 10:37pm, #53Originally Posted by The Wastrel
Since we don't have an updated card always...
Stefan Leko (Germany) vs. Ikuhisa Minowa (Japan)
Not sure what Leko is going to weigh in at, but if he can keep it standing he wins.
Leko TKO victory by strikes.
Makoto Takimoto (Japan) vs. Henry “Sentoryu” Miller (USA)
I have no idea who Takimoto is, but Miller has developed some boxing skills as witnessed by his last quick victory over Mal Foki. He just needs to stay from side mount. He is from the same camp (?) as Sakuraba, and Sakuraba is pretty good against anyone named Gracie and this has nothing to do with anything.
12/30/2004 9:21am, #54
12/30/2004 9:38am, #55
AHAHAHA.. Greatest Pic Ever! Someone needs to convincingly photoshop two kids standing next to him crying.
12/30/2004 8:22pm, #56Originally Posted by Phrost
1/04/2005 9:45pm, #57Originally Posted by PeedeeShaolinYou say what about my rice?
1/04/2005 9:54pm, #58
Nog seriously needs to work on his takedowns. A few weeks with Team Quest will do him wonders.
1/04/2005 10:23pm, #59Originally Posted by Phrost