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  1. Dochter is offline

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    Quote Originally Posted by omega
    My friend who got hit a total of three times went on bragging days later on how he helped me during the fight.
    I've got a friend like that.

    Me and a buddy were on some random houseboat on some random holiday. Somebody on the boat apparently did something a large portion of OSU didn't like. We were there for beer. The boat got boarded (big hoarde of people, pirate style) some random guy socked my friend (knocked his enamel off) while my friend had his hands up saying "what's going on?". I hit that guy, he went down and then both my friend and I had 3 guys on top of us kicking. Besides the enamel we made it away fine.

    Somehow a friend who was not on the boat, at least 20 yards away near another one tells the story with him as the protagonist.
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    Posted On:
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    Quote Originally Posted by omega
    In order not to embarass any of our new posters who've PM'ed me let me state:

    These stories are 100% true with a degree of toning down so as to not make me look like a complete asshole. I have absolutely no reason to "brag" about my fighting prowess, I just thought it would be fun to finally share some of these stories. People already know I'm an asshole, and I have nothing more to prove to anybody.

    Sheesh.....

    A ditch party is where school kids ditch school to have a party.

    Dodger I'm a retired pro MMA and Kickboxing fighter, instructor, bouncer, and bodyguard.... I still instruct and coach.
    For the newbies who are in doubt just please ask some of the other board members who have had the pleasure of being pinned and bitch slapped by the Omeganator. :fart: For those who still don't believe, I do believe he has a friendly open door policy to stop on in the school and you can "chat" with him about these issues.
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    "Bullshido isn't just a place to hang out when you're browsing the net. We really are trying to accomplish something fucking extraordinary here that nobody's ever had the balls to do before."
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    "Which is better, to learn the truth, or to enjoy the illusion of being right when you are not?"
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    My definition of Ki is our energy. it's rather hard to explain it in words. It's not some mystical type of energy like white people...


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    Posted On:
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    In my experience, it's not a friendly policy, but it is open-door...*GRIN*
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    "Na'h, they should go to old school rules.
    One guy gets sword and sheild, the other gets a net and a trident.
    Lions eat christians between rounds." - Strong Machine
  4. justA black guy is offline

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     Style: shido/ streetfighting

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    Quote Originally Posted by Santa Claus
    no, he's army
    Thats worst!
  5. justA black guy is offline

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     Style: shido/ streetfighting

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    Quote Originally Posted by omega
    Originally posted in the blackbelt forum on why we hate white belts:

    We have a weapons class on Friday's and I'm rarely there. They were talking about nunchukas and I stopped the entire class to say "for the record, the nunchukas are one of the most useless weapons out there, very low on the totem pole for effective weapons"

    A new guy decided to mouth off "that depends on what weapon you go against"

    Me: No it doesn't

    Him: What if you're unarmed

    Me: Your ass will still end up in a sling

    Him: I don't think so

    Me: *raise I brow, walks over to weapons rack throws him the nunchukas* Attack me.

    Him: *Looks over at weapons instructor

    Weapons' Instructor: Well prove your point.

    Him: You're not seriouis

    Me: You going to attack me or not

    After a brief pause he goes into a fighting position with the chucks. He swings, I grab them, sweep his foot, slam him on the ground and throw away the chucks. Instead of giving up he leaps for the chucks. I grab him by the gi, grab the chucks and almost choke him out with them. I decided that would prove his point. He dives for them again and I lock up the arm with the chucks, he tries to hit me by flicking his wrist and tapping me with them. I throw him down on the ground and rnc him.

    Me: as I was saying, one of the most useless weapon out there.

    Him: who are you anyway?

    Me to Weapon instructor: Oh!!! He doesn't know who I am!!!?!?!?

    Weapon instructor: uh, no, he just started and he only comes on Friday.

    Me:Well now you know I know what I'm talking about

    Him: Yeah well (insert 3 different excuses here, use your imagination)


    I just walk off the floor shaking my head "set him straight guys"

    (God I'm an asshole)

    The funny thing is the guy didn't quit.

    Fucking white belts!!! Especially the ones between 13 to 23, male.
    Man when U.S. Shidokan final debuts in Las Vegas, please challenge Bo Medenica! Both of you guys are head instructors, and a few stars shy of a universe. But he is a Chicago policeman, so i believe he is crazier than you!
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    Posted On:
    12/23/2004 6:54pm

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    Quote Originally Posted by omega
    A ditch party is where school kids ditch school to have a party.
    damn kids, back in the day we stayed in school... and smoked weed behind the school with the inmates brought in to lecture us about the evils of drugs....
    Seventh: If you think TKD doesn’t work, your right, until you get the side of you face smashed with a roundhouse kick. -- ronin69

    It's just that I carry weapons and have no moral compass anymore. -- JKDChick

    At least until the Wing Chun clown car arrives. --JKDC
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    Posted On:
    12/27/2004 4:29pm

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    This one's for Kungfools and few other fucknuts:

    I'll tell this story but try not to get a hard on. Last thing I want you guys to do is going "see....I told you so"


    In 1994 I got heavily into SAMBO which was precursored to a year of studying shootfighting and 8 years of Judo. After the UFC had shown I was walking around like a peacock. I had been working out with pure grapplers for about a year and was tapping people left and right including pseudo practitioners in BJJ (This is before I really got out there and was just a small fish in an even smaller pond).

    I was bouncing at a local pub that was hosting a sorority/faternity party. I had only 4 guys doing security with me. A heated discussion was being conducted at the patio entrance and I excused the door guy to see what I could do. As the discussion got even more heated (something about throwing one guy out because he didn't belong), I told them that it was pointless to bitch to me about it because they were in charge. If they wanted somebody removed just ask.

    Just then a guy behind the girl I was talking to got into a real huff and started talking about kicking my ass. I couldn't understand where that was coming from so I told him to come outside and explain he refused so without asking for back up I chose to physically throw the guy out myself without even scouting the situation fully. As I grabbed the guy he went for a tackle, I switched up to do a reaping hip throw when two other guys jumped in. One grabbed my foot the other grabbed my arm and the guy landed on me in full mount position. (Yeah, this is the oh **** situation).

    I couldn't break lose, my appendages were fully pinned and the guy was 1 second from raining down the 'hail Maries' when one of his faternity brothers jumped in and pulled him off of me. As I got up thinking "Damn, I was about to get my ass kicked" I asked him what his problem was. His reply?

    "I heard you call my girlfriend a bitch!!"

    I explained to him what I actually said. The other bouncers came over at this time wondering what was happening and I chewed them a new one. I think I was personally just angry because I had made such an obvious blunder.


    Not as funny as the other ones but I thought some of you might like it.
  8. Sam Browning is online now

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    Posted On:
    12/27/2004 6:11pm

    hall of famestaff
     

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    What about the time you got kicked out of the porn industry for brawling on the set? Or all those "pirate" adventures?

    I'm on the East Coast, you can't get to me. :)
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    Quote Originally Posted by justA black guy
    Man when U.S. Shidokan final debuts in Las Vegas, please challenge Bo Medenica! Both of you guys are head instructors, and a few stars shy of a universe. But he is a Chicago policeman, so i believe he is crazier than you!
    wwwwwhat?
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    Come on, what did you actually say about the girl?
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