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    Quote Originally Posted by omega

    ****2nd note: Every strike I did after that snap kick I made Bruce Lee noises, I thought it would be fun.
    I think you'd do that today.

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    Um. . .isn't the 3rd generation about when chi-blasts come into existence?

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    I believe the 3rd generation is when it is first mentioned as a possibility, by the 5th generation it will become a "fact".
    People of integrity expect to be believed. When they're not, they let time prove them right.

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    Sorry, my bad. . .thanks!
    *goes back into coma for 2 more generations*

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    Originally posted in the blackbelt forum on why we hate white belts:

    We have a weapons class on Friday's and I'm rarely there. They were talking about nunchukas and I stopped the entire class to say "for the record, the nunchukas are one of the most useless weapons out there, very low on the totem pole for effective weapons"

    A new guy decided to mouth off "that depends on what weapon you go against"

    Me: No it doesn't

    Him: What if you're unarmed

    Me: Your ass will still end up in a sling

    Him: I don't think so

    Me: *raise I brow, walks over to weapons rack throws him the nunchukas* Attack me.

    Him: *Looks over at weapons instructor

    Weapons' Instructor: Well prove your point.

    Him: You're not seriouis

    Me: You going to attack me or not

    After a brief pause he goes into a fighting position with the chucks. He swings, I grab them, sweep his foot, slam him on the ground and throw away the chucks. Instead of giving up he leaps for the chucks. I grab him by the gi, grab the chucks and almost choke him out with them. I decided that would prove his point. He dives for them again and I lock up the arm with the chucks, he tries to hit me by flicking his wrist and tapping me with them. I throw him down on the ground and rnc him.

    Me: as I was saying, one of the most useless weapon out there.

    Him: who are you anyway?

    Me to Weapon instructor: Oh!!! He doesn't know who I am!!!?!?!?

    Weapon instructor: uh, no, he just started and he only comes on Friday.

    Me:Well now you know I know what I'm talking about

    Him: Yeah well (insert 3 different excuses here, use your imagination)


    I just walk off the floor shaking my head "set him straight guys"

    (God I'm an asshole)

    The funny thing is the guy didn't quit.

    Fucking white belts!!! Especially the ones between 13 to 23, male.

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    yeah, down with whitey!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Meex
    yeah, down with whitey!

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    Fo' real? How you figgah? Ho cuz, who you stay calling haole, brah? Whatevahz, no act before you get one slap in face.
    "Preparing mentally, the most important thing is, if you aren't doing it for the love of it, then don't do it." - Benny Urquidez

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    Hell yeah! Hell no!
    I'd way prefer a weapon with range.
    Staff, Sword, Umbrella? Rope with a knot at one end?

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    Browning .50 caliber sniper rifle?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jack Frost
    Browning .50 caliber sniper rifle?
    I second that.

    Good stories.

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