Omegenisms: True Stories of omega's fighting prowess;

**feedback** · Posted On: 12/16/2004 11:23pm

Originally Posted by supercrap

Omega, how much training did it take before you could handle people so easily?

Don't say you were born ready, please.

He was born ready, ************.

**DokterVet** · Posted On: 12/16/2004 11:24pm

Originally Posted by omega

“you have a sister? So do I….”

“Shut up”

This made me laugh.

**gojuJKDdude** · Posted On: 12/17/2004 12:39am

when you say the groin kick didnt work, did it not work because you missed the target or because the guy was able to fight through the pain or you just didnt kick hard enough?

**Judah Maccabee** · Posted On: 12/17/2004 12:52am

Omega, I know it's not that historical, but your nunchaku story you posted in BBC is hysterical. You should share that with the general public. :D

**Mayhem** · Posted On: 12/17/2004 9:21am

Originally Posted by omega

He goes for a double leg take down and I slap him up side the face and he staggers off balance.

Ha! The Anti-grapple !

**Strat_Tones** · Posted On: 12/17/2004 10:57am

Originally Posted by Kungfoolss

Why? Assuming a stance may actually escalate a problem rather than diffuse it and vice versa. In either case, it's useless movement and only telegraphs intent both physical and mental.

Oh Kungfoolss, only you would critique the recounting of a fight from 10 years ago.

Kungfoolss, what would you have done, assuming you had the required Pokemon cards, 18 sided dice, and membership in the Knights of SCARS?

**SamHarber** · Posted On: 12/17/2004 1:14pm

All lies. He's developed this cult of personality and he has no photos or video to back any of it up. He'll be telling you next that he's got some sort of "fight record" and that he's "coaching" MMA.

You guys will believe anyone who post whores...

**Leodom** · Posted On: 12/17/2004 1:35pm

You know, this is how legends grow. In the future, 3rd generation Omega students will hear of the time "Great-Grandmaster Omega" was jumped by 15 guys when he was but a mere lad working in a theatre to pay for his training. Great-Grandmaster Omega attempted to defuse the situation with an offer to contact the local gendarme but the crowd of attackers would not be dissuaded. They attacked but Great Grandmaster Omega quickly dispatched all of the bullies using his kung-fu. The sounds we now learn in training were instrumental in Great Grandmaster Omega's ability to intimidate and then defeat the horde.