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    Quote Originally Posted by Cullion
    You hurt his pride and probably stopped him getting laid that night. Yes, I'm a *****, but you, mr., are out of touch with your better nature.

    I was 24 when that happened dude. And yes, I have a bit of a saddistic side to me but another bouncer might've rearranged his face. Sooooo comparitively I'm a nice guy.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Omega
    I was 24 when that happened dude. And yes, I have a bit of a saddistic side to me but another bouncer might've rearranged his face. Sooooo comparitively I'm a nice guy.
    Have you ever seen that TV show 'My name is Earl'?

    I think you should go visit everybody you hurt in the stories in this thread and do something nice for them.
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    There was a recent case over here against a bouncer who ran some guys head into a steel bollard for a ridiculously trivial matter. So yeah, he got off light.

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    I didn't kill anybody. I think that was fairly nice.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Omega
    I didn't kill anybody. I think that was fairly nice.
    There's no need to rough somebody up at all for trying to get away with a little underage drinking. You ought to take up meditation.
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    Underage drinking is one thing.

    Trying to trick Omega with a fake ID is something else.


    I stand by my opinion.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cullion
    There's no need to rough somebody up at all for trying to get away with a little underage drinking. You ought to take up meditation.

    Hmmm, it looks like you're going to need the long story on this one......


    The kid snuck in and the bartender escorted him out and chewed me a new one. Now the bartender was an asshole but I felt a bit embarrassed that the kid got by me. The boss told me to confiscate the card and that we were to turn it in later. It meant my job. So the kid grabbed the ID and let him know it wasn't worth it. When the other doorman said something I turned around. All the kid had to do was let go. Sorry, it was a painful lesson for him but one that I hope he learned from.

    Was my ego involved? Absolutely. Even 12 years late I still think the kid deserved it. You need to get out more too. By my calculations you would've been the kids age. That wasnt' you visiting America at 18 was it?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Omega
    Hmmm, it looks like you're going to need the long story on this one......


    The kid snuck in and the bartender escorted him out and chewed me a new one. Now the bartender was an asshole but I felt a bit embarrassed that the kid got by me. The boss told me to confiscate the card and that we were to turn it in later. It meant my job. So the kid grabbed the ID and let him know it wasn't worth it. When the other doorman said something I turned around. All the kid had to do was let go. Sorry, it was a painful lesson for him but one that I hope he learned from.

    Was my ego involved? Absolutely. Even 12 years late I still think the kid deserved it.
    The funny part is that I was just trolling, but here I seem to have accidentally struck a chord. Do you dream about your defeated foes Omega ? do their battered faces haunt you ? Do you hear them scream and then wake up to find that you are the one who's screaming ?

    You need to get out more too.
    With 2 kids under the age of 5 ? you're damn right I do.

    By my calculations you would've been the kids age. That wasnt' you visiting America at 18 was it?
    If it had been me in the US at that age I would've had absolutely no need to try and trick my way into some sleezy club in order to get laid. I would've simply picked somebody up whilst walking down the street, thanks to the magic of the british accent.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Cullion
    I would've simply picked somebody up whilst walking down the street, thanks to the magic of the british accent.
    Reminds me of that 'Gamekillers' commercial.

    i'll see if i can find it....

    edit: Boo-yah!

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    This thread makes me wish I had fight stories of my own that didn't end with

    "Then I got beat up"

    Oh well

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