1/05/2005 3:06pm, #101
Originally Posted by Omega
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hahahahahaha! Best mental image ever...
1/05/2005 8:04pm, #102
Omega causes **** in the bathroom;
So I'm out with my friends for a going away party. We're out at this night club where I know the owner, dj's and bouncers so that we could have a safe party without any idiots interupting us.
I'm designated driver so I'm not drinking just hanging out with the DJ while everybody else is getting sloshed. I decide to hit the head, take a piss, drain the lizard, relieve the bladder. When I go on, it's not that big of a bathroom one urinal and one stall, there this guy looking at himself in the mirror. As the door closed behind me he turns around with this agitated look on his face:
Him (Cheech Marin Voice); Whatcha doin man, I told you nobody walks in the door.
Me: (bewildered look on face "you've got to be fucking kidding me")
Him: Did you hear what I said fucker????
Me: Uh yeah, nobody in the door...(smile at the nice psycho maybe he'll let me back out)
Him: That's right fucker, I'm in charge. I told you nobody in the door.
Me: Okay man nobody in the door (Maybe the Jedi Mind Trick will work here) You're the boss...
Him: Who's in charge?!?!?!?
Me: You dude you're in charge...
Him: Now don't let anybody come inside
Me: You got it (your psycho ship)
Just as I said that two guys start to come..
Him: What did I say.....
At this point I decided this had gone on far enough (pay attention selfdefenceforums.com fuckheads) I turn around and ridge thrust his throat and he slammed back into the bathroom wall. As he bounced off I rammed my knee into his bladder (yes I was fucking aiming for his crotch and I missed). I plant his face into the ground and drag him outside and call the bouncers over as I knelt on the back of his head.
I walk into the DJ booth and the DJ asked me what was wrong. I told him and he said "so why you pissed off you like that stuff?"
Me: He ruined my fucking dress shoes!!!!! (I was an exucitive consultant back then and I had to dress up all the time)
1/05/2005 8:12pm, #103
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When did Omega nearly kill someone : - /Imports from Japan, Shipping Worldwide! Art Junkie, Scramble, BJJ Spirits, Reversal...
1/05/2005 9:46pm, #104
That would be an interesting tale, though I am dubious he'd want to share that.
1/06/2005 4:32am, #105
. . .bullying the bullies!
. . .making the world safer, one idiot at a time.
. . .just minding my own business, and sh*t happens.
. . .I'm the guy your mother warned you not to talk to.
1/08/2005 10:26pm, #1069chambersGuest
It's maybe good that I never got into drinking or going to bars when I was younger. For one thing, I found out a little over a year ago that I have NAFLD (non alcoholic fatty liver disease) so if I started drinking when I was young I'd be dead by now. Also, most adult fights seem to happen in bars and nightclubs. It's good to avoid that scene if you can.
Of course, I don't meet many girls so.. that sucks. Why can't single women just show up at my house?
1/12/2005 10:43am, #107
So the "exucitive consultant" beats up the crazy guy in the toilet. :jerk:
Crazy guy made just exacly what attack on you? Did he do anything but use his mouth? He said a bad word?
Gee, what a way to use martial arts.
I kicked a dog once. The fucker looked at me funny."Preparing mentally, the most important thing is, if you aren't doing it for the love of it, then don't do it." - Benny Urquidez
1/12/2005 10:50am, #108
My Kempo instructor was a bouncer for years and never had to hit anyone. My Kajukenbo teacher took a misbehaving drunk out of a party by pinching his lower lip. My Kyokushin sensei got three guys off a woman in Honolulu by telling them to stop. A US Army Ranger in Saigon dropped me to my knees by pinching my tummy.
The crazy guy should have had you busted and seued your ass."Preparing mentally, the most important thing is, if you aren't doing it for the love of it, then don't do it." - Benny Urquidez
1/12/2005 12:22pm, #109
But was it a Ki-disrupting belly pinch?
--r"Courageous, untroubled, mocking and violent -- that is what Wisdom wants us to be. Wisdom is a woman, and loves only a warrior."
1/12/2005 2:02pm, #110
Hey Pat, I'm not trying to be a dick here, but what if that guy had picked on someone of the same size as omega with absolutley no MA experience whatsoever? Personally I believe that there are wolves in this world and there are people who pretend to be them. If a pretender gets his ass handed to him maybe...just maybe he might think twice about doing it to someone else that might not look the part of a badass.
Just my .02.
Anyway, sorry to get off topic here...on with the stories.[A friend once told me he found Jennifer Connelly hot.
"Would she still be hot if she were melting in a car wreck, like at the end of Pollock, smelling of burnt hair and bubbling intestines?" I asked.
"Oh hell yeah."
"How? How would you even have sex with her?"
"Just let her cool and fold her over, like an omolette."
Since then we've always had this universal sign for Jennifer Connelly, it's like an "opening a book" motion, only backwards. And we are often known to softly remark "....like an omolette".]--boyd