Check it out; the website of the ninja who actually flamed realultimatepower.ne t!!!!!

**Thaiboxerken** · Posted On: 12/20/2004 12:07am

that's hilarious, Olinrinii.. Ashida Kim writing about "portly" masters!!

**Wounded Ronin** · Posted On: 12/23/2004 11:11am

You know, Dantonio's sprinkling around of Japanese words inappropriately reminds me of the embarassing variety of anime fan who screams "baka" inappropriately and frequently when in an English language conversationi.

**bufujita** · Posted On: 12/29/2004 9:27pm

I made a mockery site. Dave's normal site is http://www.geocities.com/bufusite.
Mine is http://www.geocities.com/bufujita. When the page opens, it is important to wait 5 seconds. The reason is because I did not copy Dave's page, I loaded his page in a frame and then edited the frame. After 5 seconds, the text will change and the links on the left will change (oh, they'll look the same, but they won't take you to the same places).

Lastly, if you get the "page has been deactivated" message, this simply means too much bandwidth was used on Dave's page and you'll have to wait about an hour. If you get the same error when using my site, still wait the 5 seconds and I'll still greet you with a pop-up message. After you click ok, the site will count to 10 and automatically try itself again.
My site has brains. :profe:

**Samurai_24** · Posted On: 12/30/2004 9:52am

I personally don't think Robert Hamburger exists, but is the invention of Jeremy Michael Couillard from Michigan State. I can't say this as fact though.

Realultimatepower used to have almost all of it's pages hosted on this server, www.msu.edu/~couilla3/ninja/. I just went to the msu website and looked up "couilla". I always wondered how a 10 year old could be that damn funny.

More Info: http://a.parsons.edu/~juliaset/index.php?comments=263 (read the comments)

**bufujita** · Posted On: 12/30/2004 6:14pm

Originally Posted by Reformed One

It looks like he has pulled his site. Been there and done that. :5badair:

No, his site has not been pulled. I implore you to read my message again. When the site says "Inactive" due to inactivity, it really means that his bandwidth limit has been met and visitors have to wait an hour before they can revisit. I know this because I see this error on his page all the time, but it comes back up.

Secondly, if you have not been to my version of the site, then you have not been there, done that. C'mon, humor me. Many people have gotten a kick out of the site (and the many visits to my site are killing his bandwidth). :toothy12:

Edit: His page is up right now, 7:48pm (CST), which means my page is up right now.... :D

**Wounded Ronin** · Posted On: 12/30/2004 9:11pm

Originally Posted by Samurai_24

I personally don't think Robert Hamburger exists, but is the invention of Jeremy Michael Couillard from Michigan State. I can't say this as fact though.

Realultimatepower used to have almost all of it's pages hosted on this server, www.msu.edu/~couilla3/ninja/. I just went to the msu website and looked up "couilla". I always wondered how a 10 year old could be that damn funny.

More Info: http://a.parsons.edu/~juliaset/index.php?comments=263 (read the comments)

Well obviously the page isn't really by a 10 year old, but rather by a college student. You can tell by reading where the page is loading from on your browser. (msu.edu)

**Kistrael** · Posted On: 12/30/2004 9:26pm

I don't understand how people can misinterpret RUP as being real. It's obviously a joke... although it does make it much funnier knowing that people do.

**lwflee** · Posted On: 12/30/2004 9:45pm

i dunno if you giys have been to bufujita's parody of Dave's site, but its an interesting visit. Plus, it gives a link to http://groups.msn.com/SPECSEC/wallofshamecd.msnw <----which shows that Dave has in the past claimed to be from the Special Forces. That myth has sinth been debunked.

**Kistrael** · Posted On: 12/30/2004 9:53pm

Too bad the guy doesn't have a message board. Message board commentary is my specialty. Hey, if I'm not mistaken, this guy has a dojo in Philly, right? I'm about 1/2 hour outside of Philly.