Posted On:12/17/2004 11:10am
Style: Chop Socky
Does he have a dojo, and if so, where is it?
I would liken it to the boxing or the muay thai of internal kung fu, even though that's like calling apples the oranges of the apple world. --WalkOn
Posted On:12/17/2004 12:03pm
Style: switched to Kyokushin
I HATE watching half-ass attacks on video. Clip 3 might be the worst thing I have ever seen.
Posted On:12/17/2004 12:23pm
Style: I'm a ninja bitch!
This is fuckin great I thought that hamburger guy wrote his own hatemail this makes the hatemail section actually funny now!
To the Bat Pole!
Posted On:12/17/2004 12:58pm
Regardless of his martial skill (which looks likely to be awful), I would never consider learning from a 'Soke' with so little intelligence.
Mr Politically Correct GIJoe6186:
Fat people disgust me in every way imaginable. I was at Freindly's with my girl tonight and saw a bunch of fat fuckers. I felt sorry for the pavement they were killing and the people who had to see them. .
Posted On:12/17/2004 1:19pm
Guy Who Pays the Bills and Gets the Death Threats Style: MMA (Retired)
The guy's just lashing out because deep inside, he's hurt that the Ninja craze he's invested so much time and effort into, is finally starting to wrap up.
Posted On:12/17/2004 3:28pm
Style: Be Happy
Originally Posted by Ka-Bar
To be fair, loss prevention =/= security guard.
What about the part where he says "...preventionnmanager/consultant".
ˇViva los Muertos!
Posted On:12/17/2004 3:36pm
This to belongs in the kingdom of AWESOME. The is great.
This is what happens when cannibals splurge at an all you can eat, Ashida Kim training camp. They get big fat, and are overwhelmed with the mind bending desire to be a ninja badass super fly electric slide master killer grand dragon.
This could only get funnier if for some reason both he and ashida kim drink from the same water supply.
A lie gets half-way around the world before the truth has time to get it's pants on. - Winston Churchhill
Posted On:12/17/2004 4:14pm
Style: stand up,clinch,ground
is a Godd*mn Federale!
Posted On:12/17/2004 5:00pm
Style: Clinchology: Judo & MT
Originally Posted by Strat_Tones
Point well taken, however....
This guy has a real problem with self-aggrandizement. He claims to have been made some kind of ninja at the age of nine, and claims to be some sort of mystical ninja master. I really wouldn't put it past him to be a security guard with a really cool title that he made up for himself so that he would sound important to others.
Eh, maybe. But as a former security guard myself, I can tell you that security work and LP work are not the same. If he's in LP, he's not walking around the mall with a tin badge and oversized flashlight. He's not flipping out and chopping off shoplifters' heads either...
Rudy Reyes > Bear Grylls
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Posted On:12/17/2004 5:16pm
Style: Chemical Assistance
Anyone else noticed "bufukan" Bufu---kan....
Numa ^ 3
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