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**Xango** · Posted On: 12/17/2004 11:10am

Does he have a dojo, and if so, where is it?

**Proximus** · Posted On: 12/17/2004 12:03pm

I HATE watching half-ass attacks on video. Clip 3 might be the worst thing I have ever seen.

http://www.geocities.com/bufusite/120-2041_mvi1.avi

**Blizerp** · Posted On: 12/17/2004 12:23pm

This is fuckin great I thought that hamburger guy wrote his own hatemail this makes the hatemail section actually funny now!

**Matsufubu** · Posted On: 12/17/2004 12:58pm

Regardless of his martial skill (which looks likely to be awful), I would never consider learning from a 'Soke' with so little intelligence.

**Phrost** · Posted On: 12/17/2004 1:19pm

The guy's just lashing out because deep inside, he's hurt that the Ninja craze he's invested so much time and effort into, is finally starting to wrap up.

**Freddy** · Posted On: 12/17/2004 3:28pm

Originally Posted by Ka-Bar

To be fair, loss prevention =/= security guard.

But still...

What about the part where he says "...preventionnmanager/consultant".

:laughing9

**Sun Wukong** · Posted On: 12/17/2004 3:36pm

This to belongs in the kingdom of AWESOME. The is great.

This is what happens when cannibals splurge at an all you can eat, Ashida Kim training camp. They get big fat, and are overwhelmed with the mind bending desire to be a ninja badass super fly electric slide master killer grand dragon.

This could only get funnier if for some reason both he and ashida kim drink from the same water supply.

**fernando** · Posted On: 12/17/2004 4:14pm

lol lol

**Ka-Bar** · Posted On: 12/17/2004 5:00pm

Originally Posted by Strat_Tones

Point well taken, however....

This guy has a real problem with self-aggrandizement. He claims to have been made some kind of ninja at the age of nine, and claims to be some sort of mystical ninja master. I really wouldn't put it past him to be a security guard with a really cool title that he made up for himself so that he would sound important to others.

Eh, maybe. But as a former security guard myself, I can tell you that security work and LP work are not the same. If he's in LP, he's not walking around the mall with a tin badge and oversized flashlight. He's not flipping out and chopping off shoplifters' heads either...