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    Quote Originally Posted by Te(V)plar
    Dont sweat it, he's like 50 minute drive away.

    The size difference is the thing that throws me off. This guy is a fat ************ at 350 lbs. I'm 180 tops. I'd kill myself if this bastard beat me by sitting on me.
    Let CroCop v Sapp be your guide :cool:

    Can you even submit a guy that large?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Poop-Loops
    The Bullshido link just sends me to the index page of the forums. =/
    Try this ->

    http://www.bullshido.net/forums/showthread.php?t=1417
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    Quote Originally Posted by lifetime
    Let CroCop v Sapp be your guide :cool:

    Can you even submit a guy that large?
    Of course you can. People with 0 ground fighting skills are immensely easy to sub. Thing is, I dont think I've even grappled anyone that heavy. This dude is damn near akebono caliber in his fatness. I'll still throw down with the bastard, but goddamn he's a porker.

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    Quote Originally Posted by lifetime
    Let CroCop v Sapp be your guide :cool:

    Can you even submit a guy that large?
    Yes it is possible for a smaller person to submit a larger one. Too bad phil has a sawed off shotgun in his underwear at all times.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Te(V)plar
    Dont sweat it, he's like 50 minute drive away.

    The size difference is the thing that throws me off. This guy is a fat ************ at 350 lbs. I'm 180 tops. I'd kill myself if this bastard beat me by sitting on me.
    If he farts while sitting on you,you would be saved the trouble of killing yourself~~~ :5badair:
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    He looks about 260lbs to me. Still heavy though.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Santa Claus
    Yes it is possible for a smaller person to submit a larger one. Too bad phil has a sawed off shotgun in his underwear at all times.
    I'll pay Templar to say, "So Phil, is that a sawed off shotgun in your pants or are you just happy to see me?"

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    Phil is packing, so don't jump him or anything. Just, like, arrange an unarmed combat thing at his dojo or something.

    EDIT: If you're concerned about his weight advantage in grappling you might be able to soften him up ahead of time with a solid front kick to his diaphram. Overweight people tend to have difficulty dealing with that, or so I've heard.
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    How do we know he's packing? I haven't read the bazillion Phil threads here..

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    old saying in judo:
    Fat guys fall backwards

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