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  1. m4949 is offline

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    Posted On:
    12/14/2004 2:09pm


     

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    World martial arts college ( Buy a rank?)

    http://www.worldmartialartscollege.com/

    check out the rank certification page....

    I can buy rank from them with paypal.

    I guess paying for rank makes it more legit than making a rank up.
  2. Wounded Ronin is offline
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    Posted On:
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     Style: German longsword, .45 ACP

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    Hmm, I wonder if that would let me make up and validate my own martial art. Move over, Phil Elmore!
    “nobody shoots anybody in the face unless you’re a hit man or a video gamer.” - Jack Thompson
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    Posted On:
    12/14/2004 2:52pm

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     Style: Filipino Kun Tao, Kali

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    The Graduate Portfolio:
    The graduate degree-seeking instructor must demonstrate competence as a Martial Art Instructor in their field through the creation of a Graduate Portfolio. In this portfolio, students demonstrate, document and synthesize their learning. Portfolios are reviewed and approved by a Graduation Committee composed of faculty members.

    Portfolio:
    1,000 words or less. Include all experience, dates of training, tournaments, seminars, demonstrations, other experience or ranks you have obtained, and from whom. Instructor certification must include experience at instructing Martial Arts students. Include all experience , courses taken, and length of time teaching.
    Instructors Agreement:
    *I declare that the information given above is true and correct.
    *I will live in the spirit of Martial Arts.
    *I will treat all my students with respect and dignity

    Instructor Candidate signature:
    Parent signature if under 18 years old:
    Handing out Graduate degrees to 12 year olds!!!! Outstanding!!!
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    I would so do Buttsecks.
  4. OC Kid is offline

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    Posted On:
    12/14/2004 9:29pm


     Style: Karate/Kempo/Muay Thai

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    yep reminds of the movie money pit.. how long will it take...2 weeks ,when can ya start.. when the check clears the bank

    World Martial Arts College
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  5. WMACPR is offline

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    Posted On:
    1/05/2008 8:32am

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     Style: Taekwondo

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    jajajaja
    Last edited by WMACPR; 1/06/2008 8:53am at .
  6. Askari is offline

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    Posted On:
    1/05/2008 8:36am


     Style: BJJ, Ju-Jitsu

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    Cool, I just bought a made up 6th dan.

    Thanks for the link.

    I especially like how many of the masters listed on your website can only be found through google as being listed on your site and other fake accreditation programs.

    Glad to see you are supporting the circle jerk.
    Last edited by Askari; 1/05/2008 8:42am at .
    "Sifu, I"m niether - I'm a fire dragon so don't **** with me!"
  7. kiaiki is offline

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    Posted On:
    1/05/2008 9:57am


     Style: Aikido Ceteris Paribus

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    Quote Originally Posted by Askari
    Cool, I just bought a made up 6th dan.

    Thanks for the link.

    I especially like how many of the masters listed on your website can only be found through google as being listed on your site and other fake accreditation programs.

    Glad to see you are supporting the circle jerk.
    On a more serious note:

    Which is more important for my crebibility when applying for my grade - the big belly or the mullet hairdo? I'm willing to grow either if it helps.

    At the event to create a 'World Champion', why have all the kids strapped on a big blue belly - is it good preparation for senior gradings?

    The belly thing must work because almost every Soke, Grandmaster or Shihan I've seen has one, usually combined with strange head and/or facial hair. And Sammo on the telly was fat too.

    The website has a list of 'invited' celebrities - did anyone turn up and were they paid?

    Oh, I forgot, is there a secret ritual, too, as I don't rate any grading that does not give me a secret password or, better yet, do I get a tattoo?
    Last edited by kiaiki; 1/05/2008 10:12am at .
  8. Sam Browning is offline

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    Posted On:
    1/05/2008 11:32am

    hall of famestaff
     

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    Quote Originally Posted by WMACPR
    Came and visit us in Dearborn, Michigan in 2009 and you will see how you can buy it. For more information you can visit us at: http://www.starsforcharityexpo.com/ . There in march 2009 is our World Wide Tournament Championship "Battle of Detroit" and we can discuss how much will cost you in person, also bring your fighting equipment is a must, acourse is a tournament and it is required.

    The World Martial Arts College count with Grand Masters friendship and spounsors like Fumio Demura, Chuck Norris Tang Soo Do and Taekwondo, Quoc L Tran Vietnamese Wushu, Gilberto Pauciullo Hungar Kung Fu, amount others. Also you can visit my website at http://www.freewebs.com/wmacpr/ for more information about the World Martial Arts College.

    Also the World Martial Arts College was founded and incorporated in 1977 in the State of Michigan with the legal rights to defend himself like corporation about comments like you that can affect his future like corporation, so if you have your pants we can suit you in court so you can demostrate in front of the judge your comments. We have enough good reputation and we are representing almost 20 countries and suporting many Martial Arts Organization around the world.
    When you file your complaint in court will you also spell parents as "pants" and demonstrate as "demostrate"? :)
  9. raystantz is offline

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    Posted On:
    1/05/2008 11:33am

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     Style: Tae Kwon Do

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    I didn't go overboard. I just went ahead and skipped from red belt to 1st dan. Thats reasonable right?

    It only cost me 19.95 + virtual shipping and handling.

    It didn't say whether or not I actually get a belt or not. If so, can I get it engraved with this?

    "Ray Stantz" "Master Interweb Fighter"
  10. MJ Dougherty is offline

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    Posted On:
    1/05/2008 11:42am


     Style: Ju-Jitsu, Self-Defence

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    1000 words or less?

    I assume that's because:

    1. It's not like awarding someone an X Dan is worth taking the time to read more than 1000 words over, now is it?

    or

    2. Nobody is going to read anything but your cheque and we don't want you wasting your time.


    Either way, looks like these grades are worth every bit of the effort you put in.....
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