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Posted On:2/07/2003 5:09pm
Style: BJJ, Karate,
I know I usually can't help but start shiit with KungFuDoesWork but I have a serious question: Who would win in a fight, a traditional Kung Fu stylist or Christopher Reeve?
Bong Sao!! Larp Sao!! Eagle Claw Strike!! Kiaii Motherfukker Kiaii!!! Hahahaha!!!
"All warfare is based on deception." -Sun Tzu, ca. 400BC
Reverse punch Kiaii!!!
Posted On:2/07/2003 5:20pm
Why not both of you meet at place walk out into the parking lot get 10 feet away from each other then start fighting?
video tape it too, till then you both need to stop talking **** because now its fucken sad.
What are you going to do type up posts with big text and yell your moves? or type big long posts bringing up books, diagrams, and religious texts? Because thats not going to "win". Now flame me if you want, its not going to matter, this is like the internet and for all we know some one who suspose to be a martial art expert can be some fat kid who watches kung fu movies.
"A California man has been taken to court for stalking Anna Nicole Smith. The man has been charged with invasion of privacy, illegal trespassing, and having really bad taste."-Conan
Posted On:2/07/2003 5:21pm
lol.............anyway that's gone a little to far peedee, kung fu isn't THAT crappy.
Fig Newtons are fruit and cake, suckah.
Posted On:2/07/2003 5:29pm
Style: Buffalo Wing Chun
Yeah, that makes sense, a TKD guy bashing kung fu. And next thing you know, you'll have hyundai bashing lexus.
"But some apes they gotta go, so we kill the ones we don't know" - 'Ape shall never kill Ape' by The Vandals
Apu: "Oh! You have just been Apu'd!"
Posted On:2/07/2003 5:32pm
Christopher Reeves is confined to a wheelchair. Or is that your point?
Posted On:2/07/2003 5:34pm
Kiss my ASS Omen Stone. You don't like us talking **** then cover your eyes and stop reading panzy boy. The last thing I want to do is meet KungPowChicken in some dark alley where he can use his deadly Mantis style on me and start throwing smoke balls and "wasaah'ing" like Bruce fukking Lee.
Edited by - PeedeeShaolin on February 07 2003 16:35:07
Posted On:2/07/2003 5:52pm
Style: Chinese Boxing
Hey Peedee I don't think they kia in Kung fu. Just make little gurgling sounds...heh.
Go away I'm talking to myself
Posted On:2/07/2003 7:58pm
lick a dick matzaballs, i do jkd now. fukking ****.
Hole in one.
Posted On:2/07/2003 9:29pm
Style: LongFist CMA
po' peedee, He's fixated on me. Like a crack whore delusion. A one beer tyron.
Here's language you may understand.
Yo bitch, you aint got no juice, you is a 6 inch condom on a 4(thats Fo') inch dick. You gotsta chill, homey. Shi yang Ming ownz yO' punk azz.
Look at me , I is a bullshit TS karate mutha fuka, Kia, Kiai, kiai, IItzsaaaaa!!! Cheese, Cheese, Cheese, Pizza! Oh no, My Gi slipped, dayum boyzzzzzzzzzzz. Man , wereza my desenex! My feet stink!
Let me ax you somepin, You is a scrub?
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Posted On:2/07/2003 9:53pm
fo shizzle dizzle.
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